It's the final hurdle of the day
Are you all looking forward to home time.

What are your plans when you get home?

What are your plans for the 4 day easter mini holiday?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:35, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've got to wash some socks and pants.
I've also got make dinner, I think i'll have a carbonara. But I haven't got cream :(

Then I might do fuck all for a while.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Carbonara doesn't require cream you pleb

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I know it doesn't but I personally prefer it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

lolfatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Some freaks put mushroom in it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Or fucking chicken!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:00, Reply)

some double cream is acceptable in carbonara
there, I've said it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

It's ok, I've got your back.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

the only really important thing is that you don't cook the eggs.
That, and you don't put anything but eggs, cheese, pig, and fat into it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I got home four hours ago.
Since then I've got incredibly stoned and watched Mad Man. Been a good day.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I would like some illegal drugs yes.
But I probably shouldn't
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

How did you read that as an offer of drugs?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I read everything as an offer of something.
And no darth, you're not my type.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Your relationship with your Mum must be much the same as mine is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Mine never made me wear dresses.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Yours doesn't MAKE me wear dresses
I just like to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Mad man?
You're crazy!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

i am home alone, but might have a mate over for some beers
prior to that i will go shopping for baby stuff
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Hammers and lube?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

nappies and baby porridge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)

I actually got the girl to buy bottle brushes and lube at the shops yesterday.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

why?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I need bottle brushes to clean the bottles I've got for homebrew.
I need lube for the seals of the brewing bucket.
And I was at work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Tonight; Charleston practice, choreography for a lesson, video chat with my folks
So I'll probably be back on here at 9.

Weekend; going to Nottingham for my sister's 30th.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

150 pressups

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I assume there will be a man underneath you. YOu dirty gaylord.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

well everybody needs an incentive

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I might get this for my incentive
because I like the idea of tapping my phone with my nose.
www.reghardware.com/2012/04/03/app_of_the_week_android_runtastic_push_up/
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

lots of people will just lower their heads, this is jsut cheating

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

OR USE THEIR WILLIES
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:56, Reply)

mine gets in the way sometimes :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I'm amazed you manage 150 thrusts. You must really love the bum.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

i like it dry and tight, what can i say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Why you and Darth don't get on, well I don't know.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

he likes it loose, wet and sloppy :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Like someone blew up a mince flavoured findus crispy pancake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

going to watch game of thrones tonight. Then the Barca Milan game. I might cook some pork and pepper combo or get a chinese. Depends on whether or not the arsehole housemates sort the kitchen out.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Well they haven't done it in the last 3 months
so it seems unlikely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

But but but we had a house meeting? I've upheld my end.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I've just this second started season one of Game of Thrones.
It better be good after my mate hounded me to watch it. Just seen Sean Bean, didn't know he was in it. So far so good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)

I think they are great, I thought season one did really well. Almost finished the fourth book now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Loads of nice tits as well bazza

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

This evening I will enjoy driving my new car home (been delivered to the office today), then drink beer and eat chinese food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)

what's the new car?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Vulva.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Working tonight, got to sort out the network at another house
Then, when I get home, I'm making chicken & mushroom pasta in a wine & cream sauce. That's about it really.

I'll be seeing family at some point, but aside from that, I have no plans!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

am i looking forward to hometime?
at least a quarter chub. maybe a raging semi.
today has sucked more dick than the combined views of the unimpressive tulisa sextape.

alt: when i get home, i intend to shit, eat, disrobe, and get laid. then probably do some tedious shit like laundry, unless i end up falling asleep in traditional bloke style.

alt alt: dependant on weather. if it's shitty, i intend to catch up on a whole BUNCH of sleeping. and play with my new wacom inkling that's FINALLY arrived afetr being ordered as a christmas present.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Bugger all tonight.
I might start on the second series of Life on Mars.

For Easter I am off to the seaside.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I shall probably lay some more floor tiles in the kitchen
then watch some of that there football. Or maybe finish the review of the paper I've been putting off.

It's all go in badger towers.

Easter, usual, go and see my parents and Mrs B's parents.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Pondering...
Are "Chavs" who give their kids "chavvy" names concious of this fact? Likewise for the "Posh" and upper middle class, whose children's names would get them bullied in less well off areas.
Chantelle and Tarquin are such dead giveaways as to social background.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Ask Quentin.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)

ASK COMRADE QUIXOTE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)

That's not the name I was christened with, it's one I took on when I joined the Camden Underground Liberation Army

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Not the Camden Underground Negro Tamers Society?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Racist!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:28, Reply)

hurr duur, "Enoch Was Right! "

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)

expect no better from you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Watch out or I'll get you stepped again.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Do it Jocko.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

i should be going to archery
but I only just remembered and am knackered from decorating. perhaps saturday, I think we're outside soon :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I'll be taking the whole week off, just to muck about
No plans yet but I will be in Manchester most of the time
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)