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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What if you get raped, or attacked by a bear, or you get pinned by a rock and don't have a knife to cut your arm off

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm talking about the arm that's trapped here

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)
it would be pretty difficult to cut off your good arm if your other arm is trapped

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:30, Reply)
she could be in shock and then'd start hacking off random bits of herself
I don't think she's a woodsman or anything, also if she just turned her phone off it'd be easier to go for a walk that she enjoys
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
i think arm hacking is the way to go though
if she holds the knife in her mouth and just rubs her arm against it really hard it'll fall off eventually
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:37, Reply)
well it worked on her cock

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:47, Reply)
hate to break it to you, but girls don't have them
:O
:O
:O!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)
yes they do....
my sister's had loads.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is your first click from me
assuming you are new
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)
seconded

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)
new-ish....
but with old jokes!
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)
its probably more likely that i will get attacked by a shark in those woods than any of those things happening

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:34, Reply)
In the woods?
Unlikely.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Have you never heard of the Tiger Wood's Shark?

(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
could be a tree-shark
They're migratory.
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)
They folllow the apple blossom south throughout the spring
before mating in the tropical forests of the Congo
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:07, Reply)
yes duh
None of those things are going to happen
(, Wed 2 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

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