Here you go fatties
uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/jo-romero/10-best-burger-recipes-102234908.html
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The first one is TOFU.
'Best burgers' my shitpipe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I think I'll make chicken burgers tonight with the Thighs I've got left.
Chicken thighs in a burger! I'm so crazy (they're de-boned, I'm not a mentalist)
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Waks on, waks off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I'll have to get eggs though, dammit.
I have goats cheese as well so I'll stick some of that shit in there, lovelly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

+e

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Cheeese?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

You tried that panko stuff instead of breadcrumbs?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Only in katsu curry, I've got half a day old baquette at home.
Thrifty tip for you there
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

How is you having some stale bread any kind of tip for me, EH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

It's my housemates.
Free breadcrumbs!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

I get mine off the floor in the park next to the duck pond.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Chicken thighs are the best bit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

you sound like a chicken pervert

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Agreed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I made a rather nice slow cooked curry with them a while back

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

That article is shit.
'Special mayo'? Fuck off.

Also, the tomatoes on the classic burger are far too thickly cut, there's more tomato than burger there. The fact that they've suggested adding mayo to 7 of those burgers leads me to the conclusion that the writer is either a belming spacker, sponsored by Hellmans, or both. Probably both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, Reply)

A 'Bellmann', you might say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

One's just a mushroom in a bun.

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It's alright though, they have a meaty texture when lightly cooked.
Try my new sunday roast recipe. Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes and a fucking mushroom.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
'Hogh-hee-hogh, les roschampignons, zey are crazy'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

um
why has no one picked up on the phrase 'special mayo' clearly referring to spunk?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Because not everyone is a deviant like you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)

seriously?
on here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Who the fuck puts mayonnaise on a fucking burger?
a chicken burger, I can just about understand that, but beef? Fuck off. Also, a 'tangle' of red onions? Fuck right off.
(berk, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

A cunt - that's who. A bent cunt and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

A tangle of fuck off presented on a bed of crisp fuck off further

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

With a side order of die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Probably the same kind of perverts who think that fucking Pineapple is an acceptable burger accompaniment.
Fucking arseholes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

They fucking are.
That's why they like pineapple rings - they remind them of their own ragged bumholes. The cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Too right!
Don't even get me started on these bastards, these utter shitters, who want fucking artichoke in their burgers. People in burger shacks should be legally obliged to scream "CUUUUUNNNT!" and jam a fork in their eyes, the total, TOTAL fucktards.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Even that's too good for 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)