i actually said the words "super cute" about someone's baby the other day (it wasn't)
urgh, time to DMAAKM

alt: nothing very exciting, just something like a homemade pasta bake when tomorrow's leftovers become today's seconds.

altalt: it's like you don't care what we're all having for lunch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I know a baby that looks liuke it should be in a jar at the Natural History Museum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

that "leave the internet baby" that sportscow posts is pretty hanging

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:08, Reply)

that's one angry baby

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

do babies not make your ovaries squeek?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

good lord no
i love my nieces and nephew very much, but they pissed right all over that idea for me. my brother has to pretend he needs a super-long shit just to get 5 mins of peace.

no thanks!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Nothing like a bit of alone time on the bog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Certainly beats this...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18100847#TWEET145694
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)

babies make my ovaries shrivel up and cringe
as do kids of any age being bratty and annoying. Which is pretty much all kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 17 May 2012, 12:15, Reply)

oh man, I forgot about the lunch thread :'(
I hope adam finally gets round to killing me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)

you could always do it yourself first? that'd show him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:13, Reply)

he has to learn on his own now, he's a big boy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 12:14, Reply)