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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So how do you lot all feel about qotw being put on at least a hiatus?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28, 151 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think they should open it up and the question should just be
"what the fuck is wrong with you people"
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
"what the fuck is wrong with you people"
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
But to be honest, I don't care might make the autisms try to join in with another part of the site.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
It's quite amusing that all those moaning about other people ruining their QOTW threads
are the ones that managed to get it shut down.
It's kike the jews driving themselves to the gas chamber.
Except probably not in such bad taste.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
are the ones that managed to get it shut down.
It's kike the jews driving themselves to the gas chamber.
Except probably not in such bad taste.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Yes, that was a typo, but given that it's such an impressively innapropriate one, I'm leaving it.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I got on the last best of page and that's all that counts. Internet glory is mine forever
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I just hope they close down the whole site now, instead of it limping on for years to come
until it's just baldmonkey left
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
until it's just baldmonkey left
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
I don't know where on the internet I can now describe how people have wronged me.
List their mistakes in numerical order and say needlessly how I was the inevitable chuckling victor.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
List their mistakes in numerical order and say needlessly how I was the inevitable chuckling victor.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
it's also why I think I'm so gifted creatively and with good speaking and writing skills
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
"I think that's partially why I keep a Livejournal, to write all this down"
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Who was the mentalist that used to post the rambling, insane stories?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
some dudes write some shit
some other dudes take the piss and make it even crapper then complain it's crap.
classic
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
some other dudes take the piss and make it even crapper then complain it's crap.
classic
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Ken Oath ruined it for everyone, now it's shut FOR EVER!!!!!!
HAPPY NOW, OATHSY???????
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
HAPPY NOW, OATHSY???????
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
just for now
people were dicks and whined at everyone's stories/posts/opinions/colour of pants, so the good ones hesitated to post and the ones with no self awareness posted more. Kind of like it's getting on here
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
people were dicks and whined at everyone's stories/posts/opinions/colour of pants, so the good ones hesitated to post and the ones with no self awareness posted more. Kind of like it's getting on here
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Bollocks.
The people "trolling" aren't the problem it's the regulars that wont let any comment go unanswered and think they rule the page and define exactly what question of the week is.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
The people "trolling" aren't the problem it's the regulars that wont let any comment go unanswered and think they rule the page and define exactly what question of the week is.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Nonsense
There should be puns, just not entire convoluted stories leading to a shit punchline
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
There should be puns, just not entire convoluted stories leading to a shit punchline
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
They are the problem, as they are the ones that stop new posters from wanting to stick around, and often discourage old posters from wanting to post anything.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Why would people commenting on a story stop you from posting?
Genuine question
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Genuine question
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Imagine the first story you posted was absolutely savaged for no apparent reason, would you want to post there again?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I thought it was?
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm a little worried that you know what my first story was.
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
it's almost as if i'm the only person who posts here with any retentive capacity whasoever
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Holy Line Breaks Batman.
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
this one's my favourite
Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...
That i turn into an absolute twunt.
Such as -
Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.
Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.
Shagging my best mates girlfriend
Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.
Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.
Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.
He actually kicked her out
They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....
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Agnostic Antichrist is dead
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( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...
That i turn into an absolute twunt.
Such as -
Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.
Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.
Shagging my best mates girlfriend
Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.
Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.
Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.
He actually kicked her out
They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....
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Agnostic Antichrist is dead
, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, I like this!, More)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I deleted my first ever post
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
THey don't savage every story, only ones that are either boastful or crap
have a look at the front page of last weeks and read some of the comments.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
have a look at the front page of last weeks and read some of the comments.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah, just imagine some chav boasting about shoplifting, having several people have to point out that his 'scam' was shoplifting, then the inevitable backpeddle and ultimate deletion of shame
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
really, no one comes out of it well.
It's an internet message board, we're all pretty much the same. Everyone on the outside wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us and yet there are two groups who seem to think they are inately superior to each other.
We're all just fuckers typing on a white screen.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It's an internet message board, we're all pretty much the same. Everyone on the outside wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us and yet there are two groups who seem to think they are inately superior to each other.
We're all just fuckers typing on a white screen.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Oh Monty, you poor deluded soul. You are probably the only one here who that's not true of.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
The reply screen is white,
We're reading on a grey screen, typing on a white.
But to answer your question. Seventeen.
*hic*
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
We're reading on a grey screen, typing on a white.
But to answer your question. Seventeen.
*hic*
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
First they came for the QOTWers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a QOTWer.
Then they came for the Boarders and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Boarder either.
Then they came for the Linkers and no one noticed.
Then they came for the Talkers and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Talker, which is appropriate.
Then they shut down OT and some dull people stumbled blinkingly into the sunlight.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a QOTWer.
Then they came for the Boarders and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Boarder either.
Then they came for the Linkers and no one noticed.
Then they came for the Talkers and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Talker, which is appropriate.
Then they shut down OT and some dull people stumbled blinkingly into the sunlight.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I'm going to change my profile to being a Zappa fan.
And a Bowie one too.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
And a Bowie one too.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)
it's becauser Monty was a bad boy
and left his spooge in his bed and must flagellate* himself frequently
*help yourself, strikethrough kids
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
and left his spooge in his bed and must flagellate* himself frequently
*help yourself, strikethrough kids
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Because it's Thursday and they close the question in order to open a new one.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
It is truly stupid
If you don't like reading then ...errrr... don't fucking read it. If you are upset by the comments people post then ...errrr... don't fucking post.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
If you don't like reading then ...errrr... don't fucking read it. If you are upset by the comments people post then ...errrr... don't fucking post.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
^^this
if anonymous people you've never met can upset you, you shouldn't be here, and you need to maybe lighten up a little.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
if anonymous people you've never met can upset you, you shouldn't be here, and you need to maybe lighten up a little.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Rob/Scaryduck/Chthonic/Mods
Please remove the Reply function from QOTW. KTHXBI
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Please remove the Reply function from QOTW. KTHXBI
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This has been requested repeatedly for years now, it's not happening.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)
before it, though
people would use the main posts to reply to/bully others. ADmittedly it wasn't as bad
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
people would use the main posts to reply to/bully others. ADmittedly it wasn't as bad
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:08, Reply)
But then how would I know whether I'm getting the attention that I so desperately crave?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I took the piss out his afternoon television preferences and it just aint been the same since then
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I propose a new board, where everyone can only communicate through "Paint" and "clip art"
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:27, Reply)
At the rising of the sun and at its going down, we remember them.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
It's all a ploy
Close down the QotW board and get everyone into Off Topic and then call the exterminators in while everyone is milling about in the one location.
After the clean up the QotW board will get a fresh lick of paint and reopened to the next generation of posters.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Close down the QotW board and get everyone into Off Topic and then call the exterminators in while everyone is milling about in the one location.
After the clean up the QotW board will get a fresh lick of paint and reopened to the next generation of posters.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
It's not just the end of QOTW that hurts, it's the 5 minutes hitting refresh & thinking
"Can be first?" before I started to wonder..
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
you know what?
I got my first ever 'first' the other week.. i was well chuffed...
Unfortunatley it was for 'Sheds' and was deleted shortly after... gutted.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I got my first ever 'first' the other week.. i was well chuffed...
Unfortunatley it was for 'Sheds' and was deleted shortly after... gutted.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)
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