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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ken Oath ruined it for everyone, now it's shut FOR EVER!!!!!!
HAPPY NOW, OATHSY???????
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
HAPPY NOW, OATHSY???????
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
just for now
people were dicks and whined at everyone's stories/posts/opinions/colour of pants, so the good ones hesitated to post and the ones with no self awareness posted more. Kind of like it's getting on here
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
people were dicks and whined at everyone's stories/posts/opinions/colour of pants, so the good ones hesitated to post and the ones with no self awareness posted more. Kind of like it's getting on here
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Bollocks.
The people "trolling" aren't the problem it's the regulars that wont let any comment go unanswered and think they rule the page and define exactly what question of the week is.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
The people "trolling" aren't the problem it's the regulars that wont let any comment go unanswered and think they rule the page and define exactly what question of the week is.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Nonsense
There should be puns, just not entire convoluted stories leading to a shit punchline
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
There should be puns, just not entire convoluted stories leading to a shit punchline
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:56, Reply)
They are the problem, as they are the ones that stop new posters from wanting to stick around, and often discourage old posters from wanting to post anything.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Why would people commenting on a story stop you from posting?
Genuine question
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Genuine question
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Imagine the first story you posted was absolutely savaged for no apparent reason, would you want to post there again?
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:59, Reply)
I thought it was?
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Maybe not, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'm a little worried that you know what my first story was.
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
If you were Rory with his dossier, i'd understand.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:22, Reply)
it's almost as if i'm the only person who posts here with any retentive capacity whasoever
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
i get gazzed HOW DO U NOE ALL DIS STUF MAN ???!1
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Holy Line Breaks Batman.
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Also, my very first post ever seems amazingly prescient now.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
this one's my favourite
Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...
That i turn into an absolute twunt.
Such as -
Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.
Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.
Shagging my best mates girlfriend
Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.
Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.
Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.
He actually kicked her out
They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....
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( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Mostly seems to be when it comes to girls...
That i turn into an absolute twunt.
Such as -
Shagging a girl, and having to jump off when my girlfriend arrived downstairs.
Spending 2 weeks convincing my girlfriend to sleep with me for the first time ("If you love me you will") and the day after she does, I go out and pull 2 other girls.
Shagging my best mates girlfriend
Cheating on a girlfriend, after much grovelling she got back with me at 5pm on a Friday. At 8 o clock I had my tongue down her best friends throat.
Although I'll never beat my older brother, for his classic.
Brother: So should I expect a suck (blow job for the more innocent b3tans) tonight?
Ugly Girl: No, I'm not that kind of girl.
B: You should be, you might get some. Doors on the left, see you later.
He actually kicked her out
They are secrets, but whether I feel guilty about them is another thing....
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Agnostic Antichrist is dead
, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 12:33, I like this!, More)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
I deleted my first ever post
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
as I fucked up putting a picture up. My first QOTW would be lost amongst all the crap as I posted when it was just a thread. I expect it was a piece of literary genius
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
THey don't savage every story, only ones that are either boastful or crap
have a look at the front page of last weeks and read some of the comments.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
have a look at the front page of last weeks and read some of the comments.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah, just imagine some chav boasting about shoplifting, having several people have to point out that his 'scam' was shoplifting, then the inevitable backpeddle and ultimate deletion of shame
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:13, Reply)
really, no one comes out of it well.
It's an internet message board, we're all pretty much the same. Everyone on the outside wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us and yet there are two groups who seem to think they are inately superior to each other.
We're all just fuckers typing on a white screen.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
It's an internet message board, we're all pretty much the same. Everyone on the outside wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us and yet there are two groups who seem to think they are inately superior to each other.
We're all just fuckers typing on a white screen.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Oh Monty, you poor deluded soul. You are probably the only one here who that's not true of.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
The reply screen is white,
We're reading on a grey screen, typing on a white.
But to answer your question. Seventeen.
*hic*
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
We're reading on a grey screen, typing on a white.
But to answer your question. Seventeen.
*hic*
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
First they came for the QOTWers,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a QOTWer.
Then they came for the Boarders and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Boarder either.
Then they came for the Linkers and no one noticed.
Then they came for the Talkers and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Talker, which is appropriate.
Then they shut down OT and some dull people stumbled blinkingly into the sunlight.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a QOTWer.
Then they came for the Boarders and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Boarder either.
Then they came for the Linkers and no one noticed.
Then they came for the Talkers and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Talker, which is appropriate.
Then they shut down OT and some dull people stumbled blinkingly into the sunlight.
( , Thu 26 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
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