i have that on a cushion
it says "i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The elegant and classy Northern wit at work

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

the lady who sewed my cushions was from surrey and had a cut glass accent
so stick that up your syphilis infested japs eye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Sewed your cushions?
So you commissioned her for it?

Oh dear. I thought they were a novelty present or something, not an item that you specifically requested. Oh swipe :(
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

i have lots of them
when you have magnolia walls, a cream carpet, and a cream sofa, there has to be colour somewhere.

feel free to buy me MOAR presents.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Not when I'm not getting anything in return, I won't
and no, the "benefit" of your company doesn't count.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

lovely, thanks for sharing
now i can imagine it covered in your teeth marks too, brilliant

and shit stains, loads and loads of shit stains, and it being greasy with lube, and all that not-bacon you eat

you filthy, disgusting cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

hang on
i said "cushion". not "your mum's pants".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

well played
absolute blinder, there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

it was that or "your dad's bedding"
why not both
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

cos papi don't sing to me no more :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)