Do you have long hair? What's the longest you ever had it?
Alt: Has anyone ever got annoyed with you when you were in a circle passing round a joint but you knew that if you had a toke you'd like fucking spew because you don't have the constitution for fucking joints and they were all like 'c'mon man take a fucken toke' and you were trying to be pleasant and cool without mentioning the spewing thing but this fucker just wouldn't let up so you just fucken' er, just er, left the party?

Altalt: If you could live the rest of your life in one place in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norn Iron where would it be?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:53, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes, Legoland, I do. Longest ever: maybe 45cm or so?
Alt: I can honestly say that has never happened to me, no
Altalt: On the outskirts of Windsor on the site of the old safari park.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)

when I was a teenage grungoid I had jawline-level hair.
Then I grew up and got it cut short, then went the full buzzcut.

Alt- Smoking weed gives me the fear these days, I only smoke it now when I've been doing pills and need to take the edge off the comedown.

Alt alt- Edinburgh, York or Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I love good weed, but it gives me terrible paranoia these days.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Lusty's packed it in, too.
Everyone's gone bent on me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

And I hardly get the chance to do bumbles either.
Life is harsh in the North.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I will never take MDMA or its relatives again as long as I live.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

how come?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

it's an anagram of Adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Almost.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

ADMMMMMMMMMMM

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

That's better.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Frisbee 'lols'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It renders me suicidally depressed afterwards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

that's what the weed is for.
So what do you do when you go clubbing then? Just coke?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I've not been clubbing for over ten years.
When I stopped DJing I also stopped going out to clubs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

you feeble old poofter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I'm nearly 40.
It'd be truly pathetic if I was down the Sadcore night every Friday reaching for the lasers, wouldn't you say?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

not really.
I see plenty of people your age at Basics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

My perfect night out is a night in - or out to dinner and then 'all back to mine'
Lovely meal then a good old chat and some decent tunes, and no spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

no spastics except for the one on the decks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I haven't invited you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:31, Reply)

LOL I MEANT YOU!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:33, Reply)

^ trolling

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

CAKE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:13, Reply)

My Shatner's Bassoon is so stimulated right now.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

It's a fucking disgrace.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Not touched cocaine for more than 5 years. Still miss it at times.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

or maybe, everyone else has grown up and become sensible
while you're just immature?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

No, that can't be right.
They're all bent. It has to be that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

i know i certainly am, and it's catching too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

i think you've made a mistake legoman, long hair is for girls, isn't it?
alt i don't think i've ever had any really strong weed, jsut weak stuff i was able to cope with
altalt dunno, maybe london or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:59, Reply)

no, I'm not a woman or a footballer
alt: no, are you some sort of queer?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Which of those am I, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)

womb-baller

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

A massive mincing quender.
Obvs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)

What the fuck are you on about legolas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)

He's been at the cooking Lego, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:04, Reply)

check out my hair yeah lovely weed i smoke the reefer man how cool am i

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:06, Reply)

He's got pvc trousers as well Rory.
PV fucking C. Trousers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

he's off topics biggest rasclart, thats what

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)

A right bamba

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I have short hair, no desire to smoke and haven't worn those trousers since 'The Tamperer' were filling dancefloors
You and Rory are quite funny, the comedic McAlmont and Butler or something.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

It's funny how you refer to yourself in the third person.
EDIT

In case you people think I don't know what third person means, I am calling Legoland a nonce here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I think there are a lot of things you don't know Willow Ufgood, 'third person' is way down the list

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Amaze me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

*grabs tin from second shelf*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

That's not fair, you stack shelves all day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:26, Reply)

You tamper with the children who are lured into your Lego paradise
you FUCKING PERVERT. FROM DENMARK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I bet he asks children if they want to see a cool tattoo
then pulls down his pants to show his "Danish Sizzle" mark on his arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:17, Reply)

You bet? Fuck off to BetFlid

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

I also bet this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:19, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1689278
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I bet he's Matthew Kelly.
The fucking fiddler.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Aw bless, look at oo! Joining in wiv da big boys!
Heh, look at his proud ickle face!
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)

So you're a nonce, and now you break out the baby talk?
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:28, Reply)

My hair is short; grade 2 every three weeks.
Alt: I just say no to drugs.

Altalt: either Cornwall, Winchester (again) or Edinburgh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Winchester called, it says thanks but no thanks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I really enjoyed living there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Really? the wife is from down that way
Winchester feels too small to me. If I was to livein a town that wasn't London, it'd be Bristol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I would happily live in the middle of nowhere. Mrs Battered has slightly different views, Winchester would be a good compromise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:14, Reply)

No one gets what they want...
we will be end up in the Hants countryside I'm sure
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)

I have to say, having been down there just the once,
I really, really like Brizzle as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Can you remember any of it?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Bullshit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Dude I was more wide awake than you could possibly imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Hahaha. Being that 'awake' doesn't equal memories.
Though you may recall the Tesco's you purchased wine from on Sunday morning I suppose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:42, Reply)

it's your kind of town

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It does have a high number of 'down and outs'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Shoulderish length, now grown up and have buzz cut.
Alt: not really.

Alt alt - somewhere on the Atlantic coast where I could make and fire a rocket launcher at passing ships.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Short now, but used to be about 50cm long.
No, whiteys are for pussys.
Alt: Bristol
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:35, Reply)

alright bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Shattered Dozington, what about you?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)

reeling from the bullying
It seems we have another srs rageflid up there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:44, Reply)

OOOh missed it, I'll have a ganders now. God who takes the internet seriously? they'll be nicking people next.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:47, Reply)

only a fucking fliderino, that's who.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Legolas? he seems a bit nuts.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:51, Reply)

He seems to have the same short fuse as the name stealer dude.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I've given up giving a shit about that now. Especially now QOTW has closed
Too many new arseholes to deal with, no time to worry about the old ones.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

srs bsns indeed.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:00, Reply)

About 18"
I invented the afro-mullet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)

The frullet?
No, you didn't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I have the passport and driving licence photos to prove it
roll on 2014 when they expire
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:57, Reply)

it was named back in the 90s.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:59, Reply)

it's pretty long,
not the longest it's ever been, nor the shortest. I've never actively got a ruler out to measure it so i apologise for being a bit vague.
No, I used to smoke a lot, now i smoke a little,

I like Oxford thanks, I could go anywhere (pretty much) but I like it here a lot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:05, Reply)

LONG HAIR ISN'T CONDUCIVE TO MANY SPORTING EVENTS GO TEAM GB
I USED TO HAVE ROBERT PLANT HAIR RIGHT DOWN MY BACK BUT IT FELL IN RINGLETS LIKE FUCKING SHIRLEY FUCKING TEMPLE IT'S A GOOD JOB I'M TERRIBLY HANDSOME OTHERWISE I'D HAVE LOOKED A BIT DAFT GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 18:11, Reply)

I donno, I don't smoke weed and I don't give in to peer pressure eaither

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Sounds like you don't get laid either judging by your posts about your recent 'date'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:47, Reply)