He'd make you listen to some weird music and then have a bottle of real ale.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

and then he would try to get me pregnant

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I'd imagine by that point, you'd already be pregnant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)

hahahahaha
Did you get a new mobile?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)

The most amazing thing happened.
When I realised I'd lost my phone (well, left it in the back of a cab), I spent some time calling in from my landline in the hope the driver would answer it. But there was no joy.

Two days later, I get a call from someone who'd found and wanted to return it. So I got it back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Result
It just goes to show that there's still honest people around, either that or your phone was really shit and they felt sorry for you.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)

A little from column A and a little from column B

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)