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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This thread should see us through till bedtime.
So, what are we going to do if qotw never comes back? What kind of immigration policy can we adopt to make sure the weirdos don't come round here, stealing our jobs and defiling our virgins?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:23, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It'll be back
Like Rene Walling.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Who?
I thought it was Arnie who was 'back'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
Short version
A few years ago a guy was creepy and harassing at Readercon to several women. He was banned for life. This year a guy was creepy and harassing at Readercon to several women. But he was a guest of honour and on one of the panels. He was banned for 2 years because he "showed real contrition". Fandom is going apeshit bonkers at the board of Readercon.

Edit: In both cases they claim to have a zero-tolerance policy, in the latter they've just ignored it, which is what's bunching all the panties.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Cool story.
I have no idea what Readercon is, but I don't want to say so in case you explain it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
:)
I don't know either. I've just been reading the comment threads about harassment and what a bunch of fuckwits "the board" are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
the /talk board?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
no silly

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Are they as bad as the twats who arrested a seventeen year old boy for being a tool?
Because frankly, if that's the criterion for arrest, the fucking borstals would be ten to a room by now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Wtf?!
/board are a lovely bunch of people.
Just make sure you post a funny un-shopped pic you found on the net in at leas 2000x3000 px. And make sure it doesn't have any magenta cocks in it.
Follow this - www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post1686806 advice as well then.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I haven't looked at QOTW properly in months.
Was it really getting that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I don't know.
But they've been coming over here trying to spread their shit stories and upsetting our autists.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I for one welcome our QOTW overlords.
This place has been on its last legs for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
B3thy can you cut and paste my thread into yours please
Then I can delete it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
What did your last cutandpasteslave die of?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
A lack of self CTRL

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Oh, very good.
I'm still not sorry about what I said below though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I thought it was quite clever.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
It was.
I just like calling you a bender.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Why are you so mean to me?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Repressed sexual attraction?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah. Right.
Spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
It's either that
or I'm a horrible internet bully.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Papercuts Obvs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Hartles
you're in the Midlands, right?

England ladies v Canada in Coventry on Friday.

(I initially typed lacies, a bit Freudian)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
only 3 things wrong with that
1 it's in Coventry
2 it's women's football
3IT'SIN COVENTRY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
You could watch the game and then go to Tangles for your dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Tangles would try to get me pregnant :v

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
He'd make you listen to some weird music and then have a bottle of real ale.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
and then he would try to get me pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'd imagine by that point, you'd already be pregnant.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
hahahahaha
Did you get a new mobile?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
The most amazing thing happened.
When I realised I'd lost my phone (well, left it in the back of a cab), I spent some time calling in from my landline in the hope the driver would answer it. But there was no joy.

Two days later, I get a call from someone who'd found and wanted to return it. So I got it back.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Result
It just goes to show that there's still honest people around, either that or your phone was really shit and they felt sorry for you.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:53, Reply)
A little from column A and a little from column B

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
I find it very hard to believe that you've never been sent to Coventry before.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I did once but............
Ohhhhhhh wait I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
as an immigrant, I say send them back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
PD - Chem have some nice DC clothing I've not seen before.
And some stuff I have previously seen in the sale.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
skintoid :'(
I need to scrape thegither the pennies to buy Fear of a Black Planet on vinyl for my next gig.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Shame.
Trainers for less than thirty quid. The Supra shoes are reduced as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:36, Reply)
supra stuff is cool
But they coied a BAPE top once.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)

www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/search?fid=42&Lab=Supra+Footwear&ND=-1&bl=91
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
dinnae really like those sneaks
www.bape.com/
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:50, Reply)
What a shit website.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:52, Reply)
whatevs
Bathing Ape stuff is ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Not that you'd know from their website.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
If you're going to come out of the closet, why not wait until the dayshift when there's enough people to appreciate it.


You massive girl.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Behave. You massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Narnialolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:37, Reply)
if i had more time I'd spend it on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:41, Reply)
If wishes were horses.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:43, Reply)
wtf does that even mean

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Absolutely no fucking idea.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)
if wishes were horses, beggars would ride
you pair of philistines.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
If wishes were horses, you'd not be able to finish a sentence without being interrup-NEIIIIGGGGHH!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
It means that it is better to do something than sit around wishing your life away.
Edit: this was meant to be in reply to Kristine
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I wish I backed all the stuff off my old phone
Fucking micro-sim cards
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1689479
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Lost all my simcard saved numbers

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Evening/afternoon/morning, K.
How's the promotion treating you? It sounds like you're really enjoying your new job.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:44, Reply)
pretty good
It's nice to be taught things but I'm in charge and responsible for everything now until my boss comes off maternity leave
streeeessssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)
It's a great opportunity.
You know how people always look at their retard boss and think 'I could do your job so much better'?

Well, now you can. And when she decides she couldn't possibly come back to work and leave her precious hellspawn, you'll get a permanent ride.
Just make sure all the proper bitches get the worst shifts. And then fire their asses when they mysteriously don't show. And recruit hot single straight guys to take their place.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Get rid of the spastics, we'll do fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Evening AA.
What are you hopes for the new season?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
None so far
I've chosen to ignore all rumours, as some are bollocks. I'd prefer us to keep Carroll, but I don't know if that will happen.

Got to say though, losing Agger or Skrtel would be a disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:19, Reply)
playing us 1st game
come down to the Midlands, I'll come up and buy a pint
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I'll be skinter than skint then, sadly.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Poor Nakers

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Evening flouncers, deleters and benders.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Will will you cook HH for dinner?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1689458
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Too late
He is already pregnant.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
He is just a bit tubby.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Everyone on the Internet is fat, right?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Except me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:04, Reply)
And me.
Despite eating lots of cheese for lunch everyday, I appear to have come back from my holiday slimmer than when I went.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Where did you go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Kroneyland

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I hope you wore some onions.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I wore one on my belt (which was the style at the time)
I drank wine and ate cheese every lunchtime, swam in the sea every day, drank Breton cider and beer in the evenings and maintained a disinterested air at all times.
I'm going to try striking next year.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Fantastic.
Did you bring me back any tabs?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:23, Reply)
No, I'm trying to help you give up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Only a couple of months 'till London bash.
Excited?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Positively tumescent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:29, Reply)
I forgot
Was the train trip as bad as you thought it would be?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Nah, it was much as I expected.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oi :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:05, Reply)
The truth hurts, lardarse.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Thats it I'm keeping my baby
Just don't preach
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Keep it up b3th
All that excess liquid in your tear ducts all counts.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Immigration policy
Make the the misfits sleep with Kroney, if there brave enough to do that they deserve our jobs and virgins
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
just bully them like fuck. easy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I DEMAND MORE UNIMAGINATIVE SEX LIES AND DREARY TALES OF MEDIOCRE LIVES
Also: Go team GB.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I demand you fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)
You've really got it about you this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)
Battered has stolen b3th's login.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I'm watching Deadliest Catch.
Beat that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I'm posting from my new phone
Do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
What phone did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
The one x

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
I'm listening to Silver Apples and drinking port.
Pretty sure I win.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I'm not pregnant
Double win
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
My knee's been throbbing like a bastard for three days.
I'm ratty and irritable. I need a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)
It's this sort of defeatist attitude that lost us the Empire.
GO TEAM GBITTERNESS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)
BITTERNESS? MORE LIKE "B3TANESS"!!!
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUKNOWWHADDIDIIIIS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
YOU DUN A FUNNIES
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I DUN A FUCK IN A PROZZIES EAR AND MADE A CUM ON HER BRAIN!!!!
GO TEAM ACCORD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I did some sex once, I quite enjoyed bits of it and then I went to work the next day.
Will that do?
Also, go TGB.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)
You want a hybrid of QOTW at its least self-aware and the morning report thread from /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I WAS THINKING MORE THIS KIND OF MEDIOCRE
about.me/the-dutch-inventor-mediocre

capslol
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I followed your advice and bought Neu!
It is very good, I liked it a lot.
It also appears to be all that Geoff Barrow listened to when recording the first BEAK album (which I also liked a lot)
So anyway, thanks.

Edit: third attempt to make this make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
No worries.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
There was more in that post, which seems to have bizarrely disappeared.
Oh well.
Edit: it seems to be fixed if I don't include the 'greater than' symbol as part of BEAK's name.
I don't fully understand these funny code things on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I'VE HAD SEX WITH B3TANS THAT WEREN'T FAT AND UGLY
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
LIES!
ON THE INTERNET!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)
There is no such thing.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)
*Coughs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
While we're on that subject.
Was B***a annoying and terminally bereft of a sense of humour or irony all the time, or only when drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
In all honesty, I was able to avoid the lack of humour, so I couldn't tell you

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Now I've met b3tans who weren't fat.
And I've met b3tans who weren't ugly.

The only b3tans who aren't both are me, Mr. Tea and Flapjack. As any fule kno.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)
If I were fat, at least I could lose weight.
Unfortunately I'm already skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
so was AA any good then?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)
I'm an RAC man.
The AA is for the proles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
RAC? you dun RAC? you fucking kinky shit.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)
You're making in-jokes. Probably of a sexual nature.
You awful horrid awful bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
you should tell the mods, if they weren't such useless cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)
They fucking are.
I blame them for all these dreary shitcunts being such dreary shitcunts. If the mods had anything about them they'd have taken them to one side and told them not to be such dreary shitcunts. How hard could it be? Just add "about to be a dreary shitcunt? STOP! don't be a dreary shitcunt" to the post form.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Adam is still allowed to post yet Frank keeps getting banned?
BORED OF THIS NOW!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Ken Oath can fuck off, but some of the new ones have been brilliant.
Dan Dan Dan, Legolas, both entertaining and it's good to see people like Stuj on here more often too. I like the changes.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I never know their names.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Yeah, they all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Well luckily for you dear boy the names are in the same place for everyone, once you know how it's all rather simple. Look down and slightly left, see where it says ThunderCuntTheMagnificent? that's the names! everyone has a different one. HTH BBZ X
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)
That would require people to care who the fuck is typing what.
When all the stories are sex lies and dreary unanecdotes it doesn't really seem like a constructive use of neurons. No'ffence like. Whosisface.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
fuck that bollocks, all dull shitcunt bluenamers to me, whoever the fuck you are.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)

I'm BATMAN.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
the dull knight

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)

that would be MATTEMAN.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
wut?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:15, Reply)

gloss - shiny, matte - dull.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
dull - dull, dull - dull

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)

STOP HARSHING MY VIBE.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
oh man, so much trolling

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:21, Reply)

really? o noes, I thought they was my new friends =(
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Doze is totally trolling you
Tell him that you're NOT EVEN BOTHERED.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I TROLL EVERYWUN!!@!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
wait, wut? who's doing what?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
We're all doing your mum.
Oh zing! I totally went there. Right in your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
my mum's ded :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:30, Reply)
TROLLBONUS

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:34, Reply)
HAHA I LIEDED SO THE TROLL NOW BECOMES THE TROLLED!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Cheers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
UBERMEGATROLL!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
Are you trolling me?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
are you coming onto me?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)
STOP TROLLING ME?
IT'S, LIKE, REALLY NASTY?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:30, Reply)
haterz gonna hate

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
STOP TROLLING ME!!!!@@

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE A TROLLING DISABILITY DON'T YOU OPPRESS MY MINORITY RIGHTS RIGHT GO TEAM GB

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
TROLL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
THEY HATIN'
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)

PICTURE ME TROLLIN
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
oh I see, you actually had it as MATTMAN but now changed it cause you're shit.
congrats FP THIS NOW!!!!!! IZ DED FUNNEH
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

inorite.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
You have more than one different one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Yeah but it's not a secret, it's a necessity.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Ken Oath?
Ken Oaf more like!!!!

LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)

EMVEE can fuck off too.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
he's a right dick.
The best Transformer is Apeface, as any fule kno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Bob might have to change logo on principle.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Was he the one who posted a full screen of reactionary vitriol just because he was bitter about not being able to afford to live anywhere decent?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:22, Reply)

yup.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Since I have just crawled out from under this rock.
Linky plz for this post you speak of by my Antipodean compadre.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:40, Reply)
dude, he's talking about Emvee
*screenies* etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Well.....?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)
well what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:48, Reply)
I would like to let you all know
I have you all on trollignore, so I can't read any of this thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)

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