I DEMAND MORE UNIMAGINATIVE SEX LIES AND DREARY TALES OF MEDIOCRE LIVES
Also: Go team GB.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I demand you fuck off.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:38, Reply)

You've really got it about you this evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Battered has stolen b3th's login.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I'm watching Deadliest Catch.
Beat that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I'm posting from my new phone
Do I win?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)

What phone did you get?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

The one x

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I'm listening to Silver Apples and drinking port.
Pretty sure I win.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I'm not pregnant
Double win
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

My knee's been throbbing like a bastard for three days.
I'm ratty and irritable. I need a hug.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)

It's this sort of defeatist attitude that lost us the Empire.
GO TEAM GBITTERNESS
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:53, Reply)

BITTERNESS? MORE LIKE "B3TANESS"!!!
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUKNOWWHADDIDIIIIS!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
YOU DUN A FUNNIES
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I DUN A FUCK IN A PROZZIES EAR AND MADE A CUM ON HER BRAIN!!!!
GO TEAM ACCORD!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I did some sex once, I quite enjoyed bits of it and then I went to work the next day.
Will that do?
Also, go TGB.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:42, Reply)

You want a hybrid of QOTW at its least self-aware and the morning report thread from /talk?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

I WAS THINKING MORE THIS KIND OF MEDIOCRE
about.me/the-dutch-inventor-mediocre

capslol
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)

I followed your advice and bought Neu!
It is very good, I liked it a lot.
It also appears to be all that Geoff Barrow listened to when recording the first BEAK album (which I also liked a lot)
So anyway, thanks.

Edit: third attempt to make this make sense.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

No worries.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

There was more in that post, which seems to have bizarrely disappeared.
Oh well.
Edit: it seems to be fixed if I don't include the 'greater than' symbol as part of BEAK's name.
I don't fully understand these funny code things on the Internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I'VE HAD SEX WITH B3TANS THAT WEREN'T FAT AND UGLY
Does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

LIES!
ON THE INTERNET!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

There is no such thing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

*Coughs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

While we're on that subject.
Was B***a annoying and terminally bereft of a sense of humour or irony all the time, or only when drunk?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

In all honesty, I was able to avoid the lack of humour, so I couldn't tell you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Now I've met b3tans who weren't fat.
And I've met b3tans who weren't ugly.

The only b3tans who aren't both are me, Mr. Tea and Flapjack. As any fule kno.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

If I were fat, at least I could lose weight.
Unfortunately I'm already skinny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

so was AA any good then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I'm an RAC man.
The AA is for the proles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)

RAC? you dun RAC? you fucking kinky shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You're making in-jokes. Probably of a sexual nature.
You awful horrid awful bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

you should tell the mods, if they weren't such useless cunts.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)

They fucking are.
I blame them for all these dreary shitcunts being such dreary shitcunts. If the mods had anything about them they'd have taken them to one side and told them not to be such dreary shitcunts. How hard could it be? Just add "about to be a dreary shitcunt? STOP! don't be a dreary shitcunt" to the post form.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Adam is still allowed to post yet Frank keeps getting banned?
BORED OF THIS NOW!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)