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Boris blanked me this morning.He was wearing a rather natty all-white ensemble which made this all the more distressing.
When were you last CRUELLY SNUBBED by a mayor?
Or perhaps you were the SNUBBER? Tell everyone some lies about mayors.
Alt: The lunch bell calls. How will you answer its nommy peals today?
Altalt: I was rocking the flat cap and skatewear combo this weekend. I wasn't really, that would be well bent lol
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Metro Goldwyn and Mayer (tenuous lol) once begged me to help them turn the fortunes of their studio aroundbeing as I'm such an expert on film and whatnot. I told them they couldn't afford me. Haha, benders. Look at them now. Should have stumped up more cash, the gays.
What the fuck is skatewear, anyway? Are we talking some sort of "hoodie" with baggy trousers?
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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I thought you built TV cabinets for a living?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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probably the ones that you strap on over your shoes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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Yup, that's got to be it.Dozer, this weekend:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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Just realised that once again he's actually wearing turquoise.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:34,
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I think the birds make this(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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I love how Getty were able to provide three relevant things in the one pictureWe just need to start a geese meme for P-Do now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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I found some joker selling it for £614I will not be buying it from him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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that's steep.You could get the CD or MP3 until you find the vinyl.
Or the Kindred EP.
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I heard Dozer once had a holday job artificially inseminating all the geese that hang around on the river in the centre of York.(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
That must be true because I read it somewhere on the internet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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i am a chick and I dig this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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I fucking love geese(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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Home made sandwuches same as almost every fucking dayaltalt: flat caps are for pricks, FACT.
never met a mayor, as a general rule anyone in local politics is a prick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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this one isn't a liewe met the mayor at an art gallery opening and my boyfriend of the time licked the mayor's chain
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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As if anyone is going to believe that!You didn't have a boyfriend.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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it was a long time ago(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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ironically hewas a star wars bore
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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*checks surprise-ometer**taps screen*
*changes batteries*
*taps screen again*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:29,
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i think they have those on tatoine(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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it's at times like this, of srs innernet bullyingThat I remember something you told me once, you said it was heartfelt advice, from your favourite song by your most dearly loved band:
You are pure, you are snow, we are the useless sluts that they mould.
And rock n' roll is our epiphany, culture, alienation, boredom and despair.
You desperate old queen.
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I'm lolling at gonz's response to baldmonkeys bullying.imgur.com/a/mxYJG
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Why did BM post a picture of a decapitated swan?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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He's a keen 'twitcher'With an eye for the macabre.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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I heard he punched a dildo through a awall(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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Nope, he punched a wall through a dildo(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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I always assume Monty looks like Nick Nolte on a bad day(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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He appears to be being ear-raped by a hedgehog(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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To make it a proper campaign there needs to be some additional candidates.Problem is, everyone is a fucking mong.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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It really is a one-horse race.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Is he wearing a hat made of Spanials ears?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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That's my BEAUTIFUL MANE you fucken prick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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Good thinkingIt is always useful to be able to produce something special at the close to persuade those who are still uncertain how to vote.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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You assume this website is a democracy. It isn't.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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Here he comes, with his tin foil hat on again.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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The cape is our secret weapon.You are right to hold fire until maximum impact can be achieved.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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I am lolling at Abubaker Kaki in the athleticsAn excellent name and potential addition to my "Witness Relocation Programme" names list
In other news, povvo beans with chilli sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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No such thing, you great pufftah.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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Becauseit was designed to be undone by the fingers of a 7 year old?
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I almost agree with you.Until sadastic people makes things like this.
technorati.com/lifestyle/article/chunkys-four-horsemen-burger-hottest-burger/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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Hot Stuff Chilli Company sauce is fucking nom(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:05,
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Best chilli sauces ever:www.thepickleman.co.uk/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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Sounds ok I may look into ordering some(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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I did look into itIt was £6 a bottle + £6 postage.
I think I'll stick with Encona for now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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I got the taster set for christmasit's jolly good. the Scotch Bonnet one is well nom (and lasts for ages because you only need the tiniest bit).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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I haven’t tried that but I get through about three bottles of Encona hot pepper sauce a month. (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:08,
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See above link: their 'old Nick' sauce knocks Encona (which I love) into a cocked hat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:09,
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Lunch today consists of (hot) Corned beef hash with French stick (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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I wish mine did.Not sure what 'delights' Sainsbury's will sell me today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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You could feed yourself for a month for about £5.If you were willing to live on a diet that purely consisted of porridge.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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I live on fuck all during the day, I really do.I ate better when I was a fucking student. If it wasn't for Lusty's help I'd be about 8 stone by now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Does she dribble your gruel into your mouth and mop your chin afterwards while you rock back and forth and make a "HUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" noise?(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
Your weight is due to your AIDS, not your diet. Soz.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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Did you bother trying to find that film I mentioned?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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HahahahaThe best kind of oiled penises.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Not yet. I need my computer sorting out before it can cope with any more software.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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Kroney not done that for you yet? What a cunt eh?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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I KNOW! Fucking French wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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I still need to look at Swipe's machine, too.I'm a shit mate.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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The only recourse is to kill yourself.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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La défense du FrançaisIf he occupied your house, you'd soon be offering to collaborate with his computer. Or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:48,
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Never have beenAlt: Not sure really, got some chicken, rice and peas in the fridge, but I don't really fancy it. Might nip out for a salad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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Big news day today.Syria's PM has defected
Louise Mench is fucking off to America
Nasa lands on Mars
Another nut job gunman in America
I don't know what to link!
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The mars thing is quite cool.Delighted that Mench is fucking off. She's an arsehole.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Her 5 Live travel was quite good(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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Somethings she's said/done have been good.But generally she's too argumentative and sure of herself. Which makes me think she's a bit dim. Anyone who's so sure of things doesn't think about them enough.
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She'll emerge as a top runner at NI in less than a year. Rancid cunt whore that she is.(, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Pretty inevitable career for her really. The bitch. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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I have.We had a 'moresome' with your mum, Penny Smith, Lorraine Kelly and an industrial sized tub of custard.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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She was your mum's favourite. Couldn't stop sucking her bean.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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What about this? That’s one way of dealing with pay disputes.www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/aug/05/zambian-miners-kill-chinese-supervisor
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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I linked a picture of a really peculiar looking dog earlierI hope this helps
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You could follow the example of the editors of Today this morningand only talk about sport.
Even the Jesus slot was sport related.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Ha,I saw a facebook status on Saturday night about the sport which was along the lines of; "Fuck yeah, Britain is awesome, lets invade someone"
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Louise Mensch should fuck off to Marsthe silly bitch.
Any life on Mars should go to America instead. Especially if it takes out Tom Cruise in the process.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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I totally snubbed famous 'fantasy author' Anne McCaffrey once.Mostly because I thought she was just some old woman, and I'd never read any of her 'works' and wouldn't know who she was anyway.
I imagine she will still be crying about that today.
Alt: meh.
AltAlt: you *are* well bent, you massive bender. You're more bent than Darth in sequins.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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every day, montsDid you stab him and say YOU'LL REMEMBER ME NOW AAAHHAHAHAHAHA?
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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Nope but I will tomorrow if I get the cold shoulder again, I'm tellin' ya.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:38,
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what's going on that you're meeting with important people?I'm out of the loop
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:42,
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Boris checks Monty's pockets everydayto ensure he has a minimal level of lunch about his person.
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It's all a bit hush-hushbut Boris is getting involved in the MONTY FOR SUPER SECRET MOD campaign. Old school tie and all that...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Was this all over a bit of class-A? What is the world coming to? This makes her more of a human being, or as the Germans would say, Mensch. I trust a politician that has lived a damn sight more than some pious prick like Ed "lick my" Balls.
EDIT: meant to post this under the luscious louise thread above.
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