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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch today consists of (hot) Corned beef hash with French stick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I wish mine did.
Not sure what 'delights' Sainsbury's will sell me today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
You could feed yourself for a month for about £5.
If you were willing to live on a diet that purely consisted of porridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I live on fuck all during the day, I really do.
I ate better when I was a fucking student. If it wasn't for Lusty's help I'd be about 8 stone by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Does she dribble your gruel into your mouth and mop your chin afterwards while you rock back and forth and make a "HUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" noise?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)
She sure does!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Your weight is due to your AIDS, not your diet. Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Did you bother trying to find that film I mentioned?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Oiled Thai Penises part 2?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Hahahaha
The best kind of oiled penises.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Not yet. I need my computer sorting out before it can cope with any more software.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Kroney not done that for you yet? What a cunt eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I KNOW!
Fucking French wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
He needs punching in the face.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
I still need to look at Swipe's machine, too.
I'm a shit mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
The only recourse is to kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
AFTER he's fixed my computer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
In my defence, I couldn't really be arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
La défense du Français
If he occupied your house, you'd soon be offering to collaborate with his computer. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

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