Take something with a bit of fibre, otherwise you'll be pebbledashing the bushes like noone's business.
Muesli bars, and dried cereal, out of the packet if you're too wrecked to sort a bowl and milk out will help prevent the shits.
Stonehenge, 80's, fucking brilliant. The days before massive entrance costs, blatant drug use and sales, no police or stewards in high vis vests, good music and a nicer all round attitude.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

These people have no idea mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

*Dances in a hippy way, flinging flowers, and drinking Special Brew*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

already on the case
all butter flapjack. i'm going to shit a goddamn fencepost.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Green way to al fresco dumping.
(1) Take your trusty hand axe, which is also used for chopping wood for fires. DON'T cut live trees, it doesn't burn well and you fuck the tree.
(2) Cut a V shaped wedge out the ground, larger than the mud baby you intend to park.
(3) Deposit, wipe and place loo roll/Daily Mail into the hole.
(4) Replace the divot.
Much nicer than a horrendous festival bog, and you don't leave shit on the ground for a fucking bare footed hippy to step into. On this subject, take some decent footwear too. Boots are best, if rain expected, then welliebobs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

take an AXE to a festival? yeah that'll work FINE
alternative:
1: grab toilet roll
2: find portaloo
3: poop
4: wipe
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

They're used for firewood.
For sitting round your fire at night being sociable.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

i'll be SURE to tell the security guards
as they wrestle me to the ground en masse that it's only for firewood. and that the twelve inch bowie knife is for gutting fish. and the rifle is only in case of bears.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

"You've still not told us why you're naked though"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

?
Don't get, sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Do hairy poofters frequent this festival?
You'll need more than a .22 mate. a fucking 12 bore and some AIDS spray.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)