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I lost my wallet last night whilst running for a bus.This is a major, major disaster for me and I am most upset about it.
What was your last screw-up, was it your fault and do you deserve sympathy or derision?
Alt: What was the last thing you did of which you are extremely proud?
'LOL my mum!!!!!!' to spare you geniuses the bother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:09,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Dumbass, cool kids don't run for busses.Screwed up by not checking for allergies before an experiment at school and one little girl had a bad reaction to a bath bomb. My fault. Proud of losing 3kgs last week.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:13,
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Bizarrely her mum didn't know she was sensitive to some soaps so wasn't too angry. Your bank can hook you up til new cards arrive(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:17,
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bad babysitter?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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No wait... there it is, BobbyUnder your chin.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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Seriously though3kg is quite an achievement.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:50,
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It's taken me 6 weeks to lose 3kgs!But then I'm not actively trying...:S
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I found a wallet last night while waiting fo the bus, no money in it mind.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:13,
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This causes me serious problems, Winders.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:15,
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I sympathise, i lost my wallet a few months back, and although there was little money in it, there was lots of important things.
What's gone that makes life difficult?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:17,
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Cash.The cash upon which I was intending to live for at least a week. Cash I cannot replace.
The wallet itself was fifty fucking quid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:19,
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big buggery bollocks.Chances of it being handed in at a nearby establishment?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:23,
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Pfft. Are you familiar with east London?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:24,
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Long gone motherfucker. Loooong gone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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Within three minutes, guaranteed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:27,
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Before it hit the floor(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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worth a try right?It is possible that not everyone in London is a thieving scrote.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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I'm going to mug him at the next London bash.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:33,
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II left a paypacket containing about 500quid on the steps outside Oxford train station, the little brown envelope was still there when i got back an hour later. This leads me to believe very few people in oxford get payed cash in hand.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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You must live in Narnia or somewhere like that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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Ok, so why's it such a problem?Most of the time, you cancel your cards, get new ones sent out and then go buy a new wallet. You are suggesting that this is a bigger deal than that.
My last screw up was personal. It was entirely my fault and I deserve derision for it. It's one of those ones that you cringe at when you think back on it.
In other news I am going to a "rock bar" tonight with a friend that's well "into" music. I have no doubt at all that I shall fit in entirely seamlessly without looking like a middle class nerd that walked into the wrong wine bar.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:20,
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Spent so long typing this out in my phone that you already answered the wallet question(
Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:21,
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If you are going to a 'rock bar' everyone in it will also be middle class I excpect.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:25,
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Nono, because she's well into alternative musicLike Pearl Jam and grunge. Are these things different? I don't know. If it's not by a decent a cappella outfit I'm all at sea.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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Pearl JamAre 'up there' with Springsteen.
I quite like grunge of the Mudhoney and Dinosaur Jr type.
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Last time I screwed up was yesterday. ..got authorisation to delete a whole shedload of stuff from someone's computer setup, zapped the lot, *then* read the "by date" at the bottom. Friday. Fucksocks. 45 minutes to put it all back on again.
Forgot rule 1, Read.The.Fucking.Question.
Last thing I was extremely proud of was, sadly, a funeral tribute for a friend.
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I was involved in a screw up at work last weekWhen some products were incorrectly labelled, meaning I had to effect a recall. It was partly my fault, but not entirely, so I would accept a combination of sympathy and derision.
Alt: I have pretty much completed my band's first album, of which I am extremely proud. Planning on getting it pressed onto vinyl soon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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I'd like a copy of that**so I can melt it down and make a wallet out of it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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They make good ashtrays.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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if you're a hipster cunt they do.Although, i do have records framed on the wall, so i'm no better.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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I keep mine on shelves, in their sleeves.I find this allows easy access for listening to them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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I have notBeen far too busy rehearsing for a gig tonight, supporting the rather excellent Alasdair Roberts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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i dream of shelves, mine are all in boxes on the floor next to the record player, it's getting harder and harder to actually reach to put the arm down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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Me too.I have the High Priest of Love EP by Zodiac Mindwarp, and Live'r Than God by Thee Hypnotics.
I expect you do too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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nope, 2 nice and rare picture disc singles from the greatest band on the planet. Got 'em both signed too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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Nice one.Those Kajagoogoo pic discs are well rare.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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FILM!!!!Terminally shit film, to boot.
That 'records in the garden' scene is excruciating in its laboured attempts to be cool and popular culture. Fucking one-trick 'Spaced' wankers. Wankers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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HEY. That was a fucking brilliant film and you're about as wrong as Hitler. (, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Er... Monty thinks that Hitler was right.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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I think I might be 'a bit bent'Are confused feelings normal? I've only ever held hands with a girl.
Sometimes my winkle is hard when I wake up.
Please advise.
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I left my phone in the back of a cabMeaning I lost all of my contact details.
Thankfully it was returned to me two days later. The advantages of not living in crimeville and of having a shit phone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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Surviving.Work is a massive pain in the nads. I could do with a break.
Bad news about the wallet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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I am hoping for two weeks off starting tomorrow.Len starts school in a few weeks and I am praying for some time with her before then.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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Try to make sure you can be there to take her in on her first day.I hope your ex wouldn't be a cunt about that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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it sounds as if she isn't so much a cunt about different thingsas just a total acidic cunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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IndeedStart a new non woe-is-me thread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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Its because the question and statementwere fucking shit...
Hope this helps
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It's better than your thread you monstrous helmet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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True...But the monstrous helmet was a pictorial treat just for you, there was no need to bring that up
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You need to see a doctor, Bonz.I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to be that colour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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way to piss all over your pants and the parade Mr. Bonzodog !(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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Such shocking negativity!Thank God Wilf Lunn is dead so he can turn in his grave, the 80-days Foggsy Dev prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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We need a fresh replacementcalling all Phileas Fogg aficionados with multiple personality disorders and a tendency to fall off bikes whilst whacked on lithium B3TA IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. For Gods sake less fucking whining this time or we'll set bad boy Kroney on yo ass
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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If CQ didn't already exist, nobody woyld invent him.He's a towering helmet, he really is.
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I'm still struggling with his departure over someone being negative in his positive thread, surely even he wasn't that pathetic(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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I bet he's just gone away for a bit.Perhaps he's gone on a round the world trip, and will be back just shy of the 85 day mark.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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Yeah Monty, you shit-thread cunt.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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My last screw up has been pretty much the entirety of the last 12 monthsin essence, attempting to live through 2011/12 rather than sleeping through it. Happy days, eh?
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This is no mistake!You are young and therefore should be doing this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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In that case I think I'd rather be oldhell, I think I'd rather have contracted some sort of horrendous disease and laid immobile in a hospital bed shitting through a tube.
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Being old is not all that, I can tell you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Berk van Winkle(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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burn down the hospital.That'll show 'em.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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The only advantage of growing up in a country town was that the one time I left my wallet on the bus, I got it back the next day because the bus driver recognised it as mine. My last screw up... hmmmm. I think it would be breaking a glass micropipette because my hands were shaking from lack of food. It knocked over a whole bottle of concentrated NaOH. Things melted. Wasn't good.
Last proud thing? I dunno, acing my exams?
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I'll bet you said'Oww NaOH mite!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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worst. accent. ever.oh wait. scouser. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
tough call.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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that really sucks. i've found 3 wallets in the past few years and every time called the bank to get its customer to call me and pick it upnone of them were hot single men, however.
alt: running. having not run for about 16 years, i now run for an hour at a time, following 35 mins on the crosstrainer. woooo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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That's some hardcore exercisin' young lady. Go you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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the problem is, it takes up SO MUCH TIMEi like to go out every night. instead for the past few weeks, i have done:
mon - hot yoga
tue - gym
wed - 7 mile walk home
thu - gym
fri - out
sat - gym
sun - swimming
urrrgh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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oh, that seething mass of bile, hatred and dark, churning lust will never die(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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oddly enough it's the only time i've really watched the olympicsit helps massively to have it on the screen; i don't look at the clock and go, "fuck, 32 mins to go, arrrgh." what am i going to do when the selfish cunts all go home next week, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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Get into some aggressive music, is my advice.And not that bent gabber shit that old chutters is into.
Get 'It's Alive' by the Ramones and you'll be away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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alternativelyGet some decent house mixes. 120 BPM, and structured so there's a build up, a peak section and a wind down.
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Oh don't fucking start on this again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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what?Or LCD Soundsystem's 45:33.
It's specifically structured to mirror a workout.
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i have good running playlistsbut i still get bored. i think i need to be confident enough to run outside - i just don't want everyone seeing me all pink and sweaty.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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I ran outside because I could never face going into a gym.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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This, except I don't run outside because I can't stand running, either.Really, the reason behind my honed, chiselled physique is pure genetics.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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I screwed up the test rig at workin my defence I was told "oh, and if you do X you might break stuff because it will remove expired records and some tests have hardcoded values in" only after I'd done X.
I will accept a mix of sympathy and derision as I couldn't have known, but also I didn't say anything until things started going wrong as I was hoping "it'll all turn out okay".
Took me and and somebody who knew what they were doing best part of a day to put right.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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Hercules is much better.THANKS FOR THE MESSAGES OF SUPPORT, YOU GAGGLE OF CANCEROUS PRICKS.
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ohbetter luck next time.
then you can get a PROPER pet and not one that will make any girl you take home think you are a giant bender.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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You got a fucking hamster?what are you, an 11 year old american girl with no friends?
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No, but he's trying to get hold of one though.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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32 year old Scottish man with terrible backne, no friends and an obnoxious personality.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
He doesn't need to return it, one quick snog and you'll be sharing the love too.(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
i'd dig it alrightdig a hole for it and then flatten it with the spade. they don't appeal to me, with their rodent-like fictitious cuteness.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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or "lunch" as you usually call them(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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haha i like your sigthe first thing i would do is to turn the board PINK
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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I hope you get cat aids (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:39,
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Was there anything of value in it?Apart from your Nectar Card and out of date Durex? You run? Moohahhah.
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four pints in three hours last night.On the plus side, won the pub quiz.
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Cash.Very, very important cash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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I'm starting to fel glad that dozer is ignoring me if all he talks about is the need for house mixes when running.For what it's worth, you're much better off running without music.
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That and his increasingly strident attemptsto get swipe to flirt with him.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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Oh man, and I was doing so well at being nice there for a minute.Is this why he ignored me?
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it's alrightyour giant magenta colours were always going to shine through
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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And now his sick cat(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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You leave her alone. She is the BEST penis ever. Also, i'm wondering how you got a photo from me off facebook when I have it set to private. I've been wondering that for a while.
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As well as being a tip-top campaign managerAl is also a superb HACKER like ANONYMOUS etc. He's like 'Neil' from 'The Matrix'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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I think if you have the actual .jpg URL you can get to it regardless(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Alternatively, you could have got the photo a couple of years ago before she changed her settingsI first posted this ages ago
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Right click, view sourcepull the address right out of the code.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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I used to go out with a girl who genuinely thought he was called NeilThe conversation went thus
Her - "How come they all have cool sounding names but he's just called Neil"
Me - "You fucking idiot, it's written on the screen at the beginning!"
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Peej, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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You spelt penis wrong(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:44,
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I think a cat might be too scared of the turquoise shirt to let him get close enough to get his penis near enough(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
NeitherThey can both see in colour, just not the same as we see colour... slightly reduced pallet
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I managed to convince a friend of mine I was colourblind the other dayShe made a joke about being white and I said I didn't know she was white because my eyes can't differentiate skin colours. She bought it because my eyes are famously shite. And cos she's really fucking gullible.
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That would be the worst kind of colour blindess.You wouldn't know who was going to steal your wallet.
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probably from a technical perspectivebut i couldn't face it without any music. doom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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Run outside, problem solved.You live next to a massive park, which has it's own sandy horse/running track all the way around it, run there.
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Running on a treadmill is the shits.Outside is best, I live in the city centre, but I'm next to the canal, and we have a running track, circular mile, in a nearby park. Just watch out for the muggers.
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If they go there a-muggin' regularly they can probably run pretty fast(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
You should run a bit slower than you need to so you've got something in reserve.Also carry some knuckle dusters in your bum bag.
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but there are PEOPLE therePEOPLE who will see me looking like shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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I had no idea that there were women's only gyms here were like, EVERYONE, staff, cleaners, instructors, were all female.I thought it was really cool that they made a place for muslim women to go exercise.
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Who gives a shit about people?you should only give a shit about YOU and Your opinion of yourself. I mean fuck, okay, you think you look like shit, someone else might look at you and think "Hey good for her for not being a lazy fatass."
For christ's sake arrrswipe, you're more insecure than I am when I was 14, and that's not a good thing.
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I have two states, the state i'm in when I set off running, which is calm, collected and breathing steadilyand the state i'm in after about 4 minutes which continues for the rest of the run regardless of whether it's 3 miles or 13 miles, and that is red faced, sweating heavily and breathing steadily. I will never look like a cool runner.
I also like seeing other people running regardless of whether they are those slim bastards running really quickly or the old ladies who plod along barely above a slow walking pace.
The only time I judge other runner is when it's a big lass who should be wearing a more supportive sports bra. At first it's nice watching some huge knockers bouncing around, but then you just think, that's got to really hurt.
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Back on the running again!4k on Monday and probably 6k tonight. I am remarkably pleased at this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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Nice one. I did 3 miles last night, first run for over a week, need to get back on it, only 8 weeks until Bristol(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
See I can easily walk that far, quite briskly, and be okay,but running and my hip just do not agree. I'm 20 and I have a bad hip. Fucking hell, I might just go kill myself based on this alone. And the third grey hair I found this month.
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Blimey, that's a bit harsh; I think she was taking the piss.I bet Swipe's lovely :) belms
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Sorry to hear that MontersHaving some quite significant chest pains at the moment, establishing the problem and its cause could well be the answer to the first bit. Where's Shambles when you need him?
Alt: MTFU'ing and going to see a counsellor the other day I suppose, but that's not a great conversation starter. I got a pretty fucking good score on Song Pop the other day, how's that?
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shit-stabbing addiction?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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Just wait 3 months then get told its all OKWorks for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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That was the original planbut it's been annoying for about 3 weeks which is too long
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Darth if you're having stabby chest pains, go to A&E you fucking twat. Don't make me call your stupid emergency services again.
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I lost my phone onceI got it back but someone had taken all my money out of it and read my messages.
Seriously though you don't keep cash in a wallet. Wallets are for all the business cards people give you and pictures of your kids. Cash goes in a little pouch around your neck to keep the pixies from stealing it.
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Peej, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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Why was there money in your phone?You're fucking weird, pasty-boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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It was a shit jokeThat went over your head.
I may be a fucking weird pasty boy but I still have my wallet and you don't
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Peej, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:02,
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Nu thread for you to play in.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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If only Kroney had been witrh youHis girlish screams as the moths flew out of your empty wallet would have quickly alerted you to the danger
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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