I sympathise,
i lost my wallet a few months back, and although there was little money in it, there was lots of important things.
What's gone that makes life difficult?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Cash.
The cash upon which I was intending to live for at least a week. Cash I cannot replace.

The wallet itself was fifty fucking quid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:19, Reply)

big buggery bollocks.
Chances of it being handed in at a nearby establishment?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Pfft. Are you familiar with east London?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Bethnal. Green. Road.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)

Long gone motherfucker. Loooong gone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:26, Reply)

Within three minutes, guaranteed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Before it hit the floor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)

worth a try right?
It is possible that not everyone in London is a thieving scrote.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)

You poor, innocent fool :(

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)

I'm going to mug him at the next London bash.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)

II left a paypacket containing about 500quid on the steps outside Oxford train station,
the little brown envelope was still there when i got back an hour later. This leads me to believe very few people in oxford get payed cash in hand.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:41, Reply)

You must live in Narnia or somewhere like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)