I put it to you that libraries are badly kempt, smelly
and full of ancient paperback copies of books that no cunt wants to read.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So basically, full of moths

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Also; I was right
Your library is shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Every library I have been in is like this.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Every library you have been in is shit
Norwich library is a magical joyous place full of wonder and excitement
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That is because Norwich locals can't read
and have therefore kept the library pristine as a place where they worship the literate god-people that keep all this knowledge for their benefit. They wander around going ooh and aaah at all the magical knowledge paper and leave gifts at the altar of the high priestess Libe-Rary Anne.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I will brook no criticism of my adopted city
from a man who lives in fucking Slough
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Fair point.
That was a pretty good criticism though, it seemed a shame to waste it because of a technicality.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Libraries don't have enough books
cos they got rid of them to put in racks of DVDs and crap old PCs.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)