We used to get shitfaced behind the bar when i started in bars,
not sure that counts though, as it was par for the course back then. Now everything is different.
Used to sit out the back and smoke spliffs, occassionally dropped an E if we knew we were going out after so we'd be up when we got there.

alt; donuts are shit, but if i had to, custard filled.

Altalt: I'm not wearing any underwear right now, just got out of the shower and decided to air dry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you and Kroney should make a film together

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

you both seem to like
giving your bits and airing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

are you suggesting you want to watch a film of me and kroney poncing about with our balls swaying in the cooling evening breeze?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I'd totally be up for that.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

GAZ IM ME

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Striking poses to best set off our scrota in the golden-copper sunset
it'd be totally arthouse, dude.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)

'arsehouse'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

we're totally going to Cannes with this one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)

let's pretend i did the strikethroughs to make "cannes" into "anus"
and then let's pretend it was funny
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Hahahahahhahaa
HTH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Sorry, it appears the film "Scrotal Vengeance " has already been made..
*shakes head*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Scrotal recall
Arnies lesser known movie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

POTD

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)

hahaha!
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I appreciate the effort you're putting in to keeping comedy buoyant on this great forum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)

sweet sweet internet validation

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

I'm sorry. I can't do that, Dave.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

who said
I'd watch it? Actually maybe I would, I like horror
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

ugliest "Newton's cradle" ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

'doing the hairy Newton's cradle'
is a well known position in man on man action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

PIG SHIT II - b3ta's Revenge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Brokeback Mounting

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Ballbag Mountain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Thanks Man Vs Food
voodoodoughnut.com/index.php
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)