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The threads have been crap today
On a Friday evening I'm clutching at straws to think anybody will even bother posting.
Anyway here goes.
Kids programmes that should be remade, which would you love to see back on the screen?
Alt: BBQ poultry vs meat vs fish(shellfish included), which is best and what would you suggest for best BBQ you've ever tasted (undernurished cud munchers may add veg, fruit to there answers)
Alt:Alt: Everybody seems to be having Money problems, Monts lost his wallet, Kroney can't get to his and Swipey can't find a hairdresser expensive enough. What great money tips have you got to share with the rest of the Evening shift?
(Eveningshiftville population 1)
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:38, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'll start the ball rolling
This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExC6OEQazrc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Shut up hartley you fool
this is better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xez4o1ujOPI
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
Shut up Hartley you prick
You mean this:

COMMIT SUICIDE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Prick.
I just listened to Ultramagnetic MCs, then Wu Tang, then El-P and now Beastie Boys.

Hip hop Friday y'all.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)
I lived it when it came out, fresh like
You just one of them twats that wear a MC shan T-shirt.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Yeah, but you liked shit like Run DMC.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Ground breaking for the day
Krush groove in your face
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
The best decade for hip hop was the 90s.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Of course you being an Aberdeenshire lad living in York.
I guess you're really at the cutting edge of Hip-Hop.
Stick to your Skater wear at the weekends and dressing like Sylvester McCoy for work.

HTH Xxxx
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)
Wut?
In the 90s I lived in Aberdeen and near Cardiff.

And the internet meant that all you needed to be at the cutting edge was to know what was going on. There are dozens of stone-cold classic hip hop albums from the 90s, I could bore you with a list but won't.

The innovation that the genre saw was incredible, conscious hip hop, instrumental hip hop becoming more than just background music, backpack hip hop, labels like Mush, Def Jux, Mo Wax and Ninja Tune, the UK becoming a distinct beast with its own voice, just a fantastic decade for hip hop.

FACT.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
But you never lived it
You look at the music from a photo book perspective, you never face palmed as the like of McHammer, Snap and Vanilla Ice kicked you in the musical balls, you never whooped for joy as Nasty Nas brought a different kick to things, you never knew the joys of first hearing the cow bell kick in on a Schoolly D track. you interweb names that people say to look cool.
You are a sham a fraud.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
Not sure what you mean by interwebbing names to look cool.
All the labels I mentioned above are in my collection. Mo Wax in particular.

Neither sham nor fraud, soz to be the bearer of etc etc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This^

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)
I think the cider has helped bring back
the battered we all know and love
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
Evening.
I'd love to see more Dangermouse, but it wouldn't be the same without the two proper voices.

Alt: steak, bratwurst, burgers. I find chicken too dry for barbecueing. I suppose marinades might help that, but I've never had fabtastic barbecue chicken yet. Hog roast is nice though.

Altalt: eBay. sell what you don't use to make money, and buy what you do need to save money.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)
Evening B3thy
Who was your Fav out of DM
I loved stilleto "si barony"
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
It is.
I appear to watching women hammer throwers. I have no idea why.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)
I edited my response
I watched the ET biker thing for a while this afternoon
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Stilleto was good
until they changed him from Italian to Sarf Lahndan.
My favourite was DM himself.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhh cripes DM
Terry Scott Defo the best
what about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=77H5nHdcyQM
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
Biddy biddy

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
Wotcha buck

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I'm too young for DM

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
+ I'm really shallow for a 32 year old I should be out,
Instead I'm stuck in my york digs crywanking
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Shallow how?
And why should I be out?

And how did you know about the crywanking? Are you spying on me?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)
No need to spy
You start out most conversations with the words.....
Prick, Quenders or somesuch,
You're an emotional bag that cries for attention good luck with that.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
You do realise, Harters old boy,
That for most of us on here, our online persona is very different from how we are in real life.

Then again, you seem a bit simple, so maybe you haven't worked this out yet.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
That or you forget the simple things
IE just because you can be a cunt online doesn't mean you have to be
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Crystal Maze and Fun House
Lobster and prawns the size of baby's fists. That's the best BBQ food. And just meat without any lovely char'd veg is dull, you need the balance. But lobster with a pot of metled garlic butter and I'd be fucking made up.
I'm doing alright for cash at the moment, It used to be in my old job that I'd get paid and it would put me back down to £0 or just under that.... 3 months later in my new job, and now it's the 10th and I've still got a few hundred.

I told my boss to give me an experment day today, that I got an idea that; if works; would shave weeks off the expected development time on my latest project. The experment worked and the boss was made up. I got two weeks to do a job that I think I'll finish this weekend.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
As to why I'm doing it over the weekend... the deadline is tuesday and they thought it was going to be missed.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
wow two classics
you have a thing for lobster dont you Double P
What about this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVFcIJWe0zE
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Before my time, I was born in '83, so for kids telly that I enjoyed and can remember, it was the late 80s and whole of 90s.
Nik-nik-nik-na-nik-nik-nik... ni-co-lo-deeee-an.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Lobster spin this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=09KL2HUXE6Q
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
WAIT A SEC, SHRIMP BURGER ?!?!!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
yep and this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rT5fYMfEUc
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I can't believe for two years I've been able to legally fuck someone who wasn't born when Forrest Gump came out.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I digg lobster SO HARD, more than any other animal.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
The gary glitter of shelfish

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Mister Fucking BENN!
Oh man, he rocked so hard. He was this totally grown-ass bloke with a bowler hat and a suit, and he went out and played at dressing up. What a fabulous life.

In other news, I am now ILL. This is not a good way to spend a Friday night. Feels like food poisoning again, but I haven't eaten anything today that would cause it :-(
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Hercules is much better.
His infection seems to have cleared up, he's breathing is much better but he keeps falling over.

I love my hamster.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Pander to him B3th he needs the attention

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
You can talk.
You follow me around trying to be snide, yet failing due to your desperation and thinly veiled learning difficulties.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Or you could simply not involve yourself in my thread
you are 32 chicks dig you yet you're here on a friday night keybashing. MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm *points laughs*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Dude
How much do you know about my private life?

Precisely fuck all, so spare me with your lifestyle analysis. How do you know I'm posting from home?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Tell me you aint
PD I'm gonna level with you.
You're Probs an OK person but you don't half come across compleate wanker at times. Stop being a twat and saying prick prick prick, have an original thought, and don't wait till a human asks about the ill health of your rodent before you ask how they are.

HTH
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
H dog
The day that I have to submit my B3ta posts to you for pre-publishing approval, you can expect a gaz from me. Soz to be the bearer of etc etc

Until then, shit the fuck off.

HTH xx
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
PD I almost feel sorry for you
If you don't like the thread step off
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
You peculiar man.
Why would you feel sorry for me after me saying that no, I don't have to take your advice on anything?

I can post on any thread I want to. Not sure what you think gives you the power to tell me what I should and shouldn't do.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
PDlastwordlolz

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Alternatively, P Dizzle has been doing something else and hasn't been listlessly patrolling OT like Captain Mainwaring looking for Germans.
That's your era, right?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Bless
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I love how that's the best you can do.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
You still in? at this timeof night? on a Friday? you must be one pug ugly 32 year old
You are the worst troll.
Why?
what are you trying to prove?
And why do you need to have the last say?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Dude
I have a smartphone. You know, internet wherever I want it.

The only troll in this conversation is you, following me around and prodding me with that silver topped cane of yours. Why bother?

And extra lolz at posting to ask about the last say. You know, going for the last word by asking why I need to get the last word.

What are you trying to prove anyway? Are you the prime model of an OT poster? Are you the example for me to aspire to? Are you fuck.

Now shit off and stop pestering me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
But you are sat in your York digs posting from your PC
tell the TROOF
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
BEDSIT BLUES

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I'm actually genuinely nice
when I'm not doubled over in the bathroom in agony.

I'm really glad to hear that, Dozer. Poorly animals are not good.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Thanks B3th.
I was, despite HH's protestations to the contrary, drawing a narrative line betwixt your ill health and my hamster's recovery, and thereby offer hope that you, too, would recover soon.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Hahahahhahahhahaaa
It funny because she had to ask after the rodents health before you thought to ask about hers
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Hahahahahahaha
This is funny because you're that sad a prick that you follow me around on here.

Maybe you dig me too, you seem like an old woman.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)
FAIL

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Still following me around I see.
Nice work Harters, nice work.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Last word PD strikes again
You really need to get a girlfriend/boyfriend
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Last word HH strikers again
You really need to remove your penis from your son's mouth.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
you are kinda sad
MOAR cufflinks will help
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)
skaterwear

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Fitted hats

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Dude.
I like wearing nice clothes.

Get over it. Got nothing else to do tonight?

Imma gon dun enjoy the rest of the night. Just for one evening, try to stop using your son as a cumsponge, alright?

Lots of love, Plum Master D.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
you're all alone aint you?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Jesus, shall I just fetch you two a ruler?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
You know my style b3th
I'm just here for lolz not trollz
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Dozer's not a troll.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Have you read the thread?
He is acting all deacon
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
So are you, flidnut.
Now stop being an autism and behave.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
And wanksocks

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
In this time we need this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJlDsfXf5U
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Don't you have any Bod?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Here comes Aunt Flo lols

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
OMG Bod
the remix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwpouzNli8A
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I hate you

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Gets a semi

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Don't be such a prick Bob
Or HH will step in and demand that you change your ways.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I hate you too

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Hahahahhahahaha
I like bobin
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Evening Bobby.
All good?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Another one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVTsnSg-MS4&feature=related
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Ah, that takes me back...

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
that will confuse the kids methinks

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Another one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxhoGTq_Sms
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
heres one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga23iSxyXO4
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
YEAH!
Let's talk about kid's TV programmes we remember and then head down to the union bar for happy hour.
TWO FOR ONE ON BOTTLES OF HOOCH!!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
K cider

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
That is to say
I do not wish to resurrect any children's television programmes, thank you very much HH. I am now an adult and they no longer hold any appeal for me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Come on admit it
There must be one?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
This is a FILM reference, isn't it?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Oh yeah,
I'm really into 'film', me.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
*pans camera towards Tangles*

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
yep it was

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Lambertloz
Feelllshhh the quickening, the hertssshhh pounding
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Hello,
I don't really know how to approach this, but hello.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Hi windy
Hows talk going?
*edit just roll with it*
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)
trundling along.
Sometimes there are people posting, sometimes not, sometimes it's great, sometimes its terrible.
you'd be surprised how similar the two boards really are.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Is Jan back I like her

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
yeah,
she is, i like her too, but don't tell her that. If she asks, i called her a fat crusty.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Usual drill
Call someone a cunt, then take it from there.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Tangles
I did a test I'm not preggers
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
did you think you were?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Tangles gets everyone preggers TRUFAX

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
wait,
even me?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Yep he likes pork

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
i'm not even sure i have ovaries.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Do you live within a 70 mile radius of a female?

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
if so you're preggers from him

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
there is a female upsatairs,
probably less than 3 or 4 metres above my head.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
You're fucked then

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
that's pretty impressive,

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
He's like a ninja glitter
you may not know what happened for for a minute,
when the penny drops you say Awwwww GAD
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
i'm more impressed by the fact that i'm pregnant using ovaries from someone upstairs,
i haven't even considered the whole womb bit.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Wait till you shit out a baby
Constipationlolz
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
pretty much.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Holla
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
hello,
who are you? are you ok? whats going on?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)

I'm bobby otherwise known as bobby or thundercunt
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Best of all cunts

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)
i think we already have a user called thundercunt the magnificent,
you may have to duel him for the title.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Thats me, and I am bobbypires and rachelswipe

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
cool.
i'm off to bed i think. laters bobinsky.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Sweet dreams snookums
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
hay hay what do you say

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'm going to call it a night.
goodnight and godbless or crap to that lines
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)
ok. ciao.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)

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