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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Merry Saturday morning chumpsters
So, what's the legacy of the lympics for you? Will you live in a stadium, or be inspired to punch people out when they dis your country, or (more laughably) will you take up a (huhuhuhuh) sport.

alt: who shall we burn?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:20, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm going to be boxing in rio 2016 , watch this space

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)
just punching dudes that get in your way
I'm not sure that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Morning Cavy
Alt Guy Fawlkes
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
morning hh
um, we already done him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh errrrrrmmmmmm errrrrmmmmmmmmmmm
What about george?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
any particular george?
george fawlkes?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

That's how you win the gold!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)
awesome
i shall kick more people in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Needs MOAR foam swords

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:56, Reply)
they should make Jugga an olympic sport
it's pretty cool - 5 a side, 2 polearm users, 2 shields and a quick. Only the quick can touch the ball and score. Poles and quicks have one hit before they're out, shields 3. Then fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
Yep and orc cheerleaders

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
this has happened, yes.
actually it's usually goblins
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Bloody goblins coming over here
taking our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
The what now?
Alt: Gonzo, he's such an arsebroke that I reckon we could all fit up there at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
damnit, read burn as bum again.
EDIT: jacob dyer's neck
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)
If you do it fast enough and dry same effect TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)
there have been olympics on for the last 2 weeks
they might reach the welsh by 2014
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
Sheepdippinggoldlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Don't be daft, we haven't even stolen man's fire yet.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
now i know this is a lie
i've seen how the locals like to burn cars on the hill
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It was like that when we got there.
And you can't prove otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
Dear Mr Stuj
Weather has been crap lately.Stop.



need sunshine.Stop.


Can we have sum.Stop.

Fanks
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
it's how you cook food
been keeping that vauhall lit for years, just to cook the pot noodle and iceland prawn rings
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
now i'm worried that you're arranging
a lynch mob to surround my house *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)
I do sports
I have not had chance to surf this year though :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
is surfing in the olympics? NO.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
Should it be?
I think we would lose to the upsidedowner's in that, best we stick to horse dancing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)
is surfing competitive?
How is it decided who is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
mother nature

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Sounds fair. I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
surfers waves
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I'll have forgotten all about it by November.
Then it'll come up in a pub quiz and I'll be annoyed I've forgotten. And cry.

Can we burn that woman off Location location location. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)
\o/
hello piggy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)
alright HH.
I'm covering this week at a different pub. It is a shit pub. It is empty and I am bored and want to go home and play with my new dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
you need to have a pub bash at every one you go to
*activate pig stalker mode*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)
is his job
a pub crawler?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Publican
don't cross him

Ohhhhhh wait thats pelicans
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
or pecans

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)
well,
My pub has a great big function room and private bar, and capacity to put your own music on.
But I'm not sure I'd want you lot to know where I work.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
I bet cavy would rape you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
you're helping there
good work
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Cheers
(legless) \o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
nah, it'd be fine
we're not weird or creepy at all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Stop lying you just want to rape him cavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
ummm. no.
perhaps you do and you're projecting`
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Could be right
hog roast anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
its also about a 40 minute walk from the station, do not ideal as only 3 other b3tans i know of live in oxford.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)
Cover MOAR uk

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
i'm putting on weight,
Give me some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
you could set up some kind of
shuttle bus service, come on, man, it's like you don't really want to do this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
there is a bus from the station to the pub,
But I'm not sure any of you have the capacity or wherwithal to use public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Don't encourage her windy
She will have you ball gaged in the beer celler
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
with your balls

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinks envisions
*changes underwear*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)
run, windy, run!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
run like the wind

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I think it's because we aint hip enough cavy

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
i can't believe he doesn't love us
and thinks we're all some kind of sad, loser, internet whales
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
In my mind you're a dolphin

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
i have literally no idea how to respond to this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
Fetch me a tuna instead

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

www.weirdhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Fat_animals-dolphin.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
hahahha
nice dolphin tits
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
doobslolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
yeah, re the pub quiz
that'll happen to me, too. In fact it will probably happen this very Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)
as i write (most) of a quiz every week, you'd think i'd have an advantage at pub quizzes,
But alas no, as soon as I've read it out, I forget it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Morning all.
I was drinking Singing Cider last night, and am still delicate. So please be nice.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
what did you sing?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
he sung cider Obvs
CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDERMAN
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Probably a load of bollocks.
The Friday night theme tune.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Afternoon
Good evening then?
I played poker till about 3am
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Win much?Lose much?
I'm going to the carnival now.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Us old friends hook up together once a month for poker
It's never about winning or losing, just a catch up thing beer and food.

and yes i lost £45
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Whilst watching the olympic diving yesterday
as the chinese diver was about to jump
The comentator mentioned that "he has a chink in is armour" I cracked up at that point
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)
*shakes head*
I liked the bit in the opening ceremony when the commentator was going on about Rwanda and massacres.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Was it Prince Philip?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Phillip would be proud

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

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