\o/
hello piggy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

alright HH.
I'm covering this week at a different pub. It is a shit pub. It is empty and I am bored and want to go home and play with my new dog.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

you need to have a pub bash at every one you go to
*activate pig stalker mode*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

is his job
a pub crawler?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Publican
don't cross him

Ohhhhhh wait thats pelicans
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

or pecans

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

well,
My pub has a great big function room and private bar, and capacity to put your own music on.
But I'm not sure I'd want you lot to know where I work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I bet cavy would rape you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

you're helping there
good work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Cheers
(legless) \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

nah, it'd be fine
we're not weird or creepy at all
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Stop lying you just want to rape him cavy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

ummm. no.
perhaps you do and you're projecting`
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Could be right
hog roast anyone?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

its also about a 40 minute walk from the station, do not ideal as only 3 other b3tans i know of live in oxford.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Cover MOAR uk

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

i'm putting on weight,
Give me some time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

you could set up some kind of
shuttle bus service, come on, man, it's like you don't really want to do this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

there is a bus from the station to the pub,
But I'm not sure any of you have the capacity or wherwithal to use public transport.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Don't encourage her windy
She will have you ball gaged in the beer celler
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

with your balls

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinks envisions
*changes underwear*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

run, windy, run!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

run like the wind

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

I think it's because we aint hip enough cavy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

i can't believe he doesn't love us
and thinks we're all some kind of sad, loser, internet whales
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

In my mind you're a dolphin

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

i have literally no idea how to respond to this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Fetch me a tuna instead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

www.weirdhut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Fat_animals-dolphin.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

hahahha
nice dolphin tits
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

doobslolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)