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Merry Saturday morning chumpsters
So, what's the legacy of the lympics for you? Will you live in a stadium, or be inspired to punch people out when they dis your country, or (more laughably) will you take up a (huhuhuhuh) sport.
alt: who shall we burn?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I'm going to be boxing in rio 2016 , watch this space
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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just punching dudes that get in your way
I'm not sure that counts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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Morning Cavy
Alt Guy Fawlkes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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morning hh
um, we already done him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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OHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh errrrrrmmmmmm errrrrmmmmmmmmmmm
What about george?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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any particular george?
george fawlkes?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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This
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Burns
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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That's how you win the gold!
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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awesome
i shall kick more people in the face
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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Needs MOAR foam swords
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:56,
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they should make Jugga an olympic sport
it's pretty cool - 5 a side, 2 polearm users, 2 shields and a quick. Only the quick can touch the ball and score. Poles and quicks have one hit before they're out, shields 3. Then fighting.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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Yep and orc cheerleaders
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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this has happened, yes.
actually it's usually goblins
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:02,
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Bloody goblins coming over here
taking our jobs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:03,
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The what now?
Alt: Gonzo, he's such an arsebroke that I reckon we could all fit up there at the same time.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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damnit, read burn as bum again.
EDIT: jacob dyer's neck
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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If you do it fast enough and dry same effect TRUFAX
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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there have been olympics on for the last 2 weeks
they might reach the welsh by 2014
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Sheepdippinggoldlolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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Don't be daft, we haven't even stolen man's fire yet.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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now i know this is a lie
i've seen how the locals like to burn cars on the hill
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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It was like that when we got there.
And you can't prove otherwise.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 11:57,
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Dear Mr Stuj
Weather has been crap lately.Stop.
need sunshine.Stop.
Can we have sum.Stop.
Fanks
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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it's how you cook food
been keeping that vauhall lit for years, just to cook the pot noodle and iceland prawn rings
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:00,
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now i'm worried that you're arranging
a lynch mob to surround my house *fears*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:07,
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I do sports
I have not had chance to surf this year though :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:11,
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is surfing in the olympics? NO.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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Should it be?
I think we would lose to the upsidedowner's in that, best we stick to horse dancing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:15,
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is surfing competitive?
How is it decided who is better?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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mother nature
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Sounds fair. I'm in.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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surfers waves
\o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:31,
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I'll have forgotten all about it by November.
Then it'll come up in a pub quiz and I'll be annoyed I've forgotten. And cry.
Can we burn that woman off Location location location. Thanks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:12,
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\o/
hello piggy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:13,
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alright HH.
I'm covering this week at a different pub. It is a shit pub. It is empty and I am bored and want to go home and play with my new dog.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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you need to have a pub bash at every one you go to
*activate pig stalker mode*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:16,
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is his job
a pub crawler?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:17,
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Publican
don't cross him
Ohhhhhh wait thats pelicans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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or pecans
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:18,
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well,
My pub has a great big function room and private bar, and capacity to put your own music on.
But I'm not sure I'd want you lot to know where I work.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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I bet cavy would rape you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:21,
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you're helping there
good work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Cheers
(legless) \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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nah, it'd be fine
we're not weird or creepy at all
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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Stop lying you just want to rape him cavy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:22,
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ummm. no.
perhaps you do and you're projecting`
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:23,
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Could be right
hog roast anyone?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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its also about a 40 minute walk from the station, do not ideal as only 3 other b3tans i know of live in oxford.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:24,
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Cover MOAR uk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:26,
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i'm putting on weight,
Give me some time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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you could set up some kind of
shuttle bus service, come on, man, it's like you don't really want to do this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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there is a bus from the station to the pub,
But I'm not sure any of you have the capacity or wherwithal to use public transport.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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Don't encourage her windy
She will have you ball gaged in the beer celler
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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with your balls
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm thinks envisions
*changes underwear*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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run, windy, run!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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run like the wind
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:37,
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I think it's because we aint hip enough cavy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:29,
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i can't believe he doesn't love us
and thinks we're all some kind of sad, loser, internet whales
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:33,
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In my mind you're a dolphin
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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i have literally no idea how to respond to this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Fetch me a tuna instead
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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hahahha
nice dolphin tits
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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doobslolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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yeah, re the pub quiz
that'll happen to me, too. In fact it will probably happen this very Monday.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:14,
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as i write (most) of a quiz every week, you'd think i'd have an advantage at pub quizzes,
But alas no, as soon as I've read it out, I forget it all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:19,
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Morning all.
I was drinking Singing Cider last night, and am still delicate. So please be nice.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:39,
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what did you sing?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:40,
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he sung cider Obvs
CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDERMAN
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:41,
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Probably a load of bollocks.
The Friday night theme tune.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:43,
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Afternoon
Good evening then?
I played poker till about 3am
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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Win much?Lose much?
I'm going to the carnival now.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:15,
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Us old friends hook up together once a month for poker
It's never about winning or losing, just a catch up thing beer and food.
and yes i lost £45
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:23,
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Whilst watching the olympic diving yesterday
as the chinese diver was about to jump
The comentator mentioned that "he has a chink in is armour" I cracked up at that point
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 12:50,
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*shakes head*
I liked the bit in the opening ceremony when the commentator was going on about Rwanda and massacres.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Was it Prince Philip?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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Phillip would be proud
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:21,
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