what the actual fuck...
... i just googled the number of calories in fruit mentos, as the packet is suspiciously quiet on the point. for some reason i decided to trust yahoo for the answer. and someone had asked THIS question, came up along the bottom. how thick can you get?



Is it legal to order an egg mcmuffin from McDonald's without ham?

I'm scared that they'll get mad and say I'm protesting government then arrest me :\ please help. Is it okay?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:20, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do egg mcmuffins contain ham?
I'm far too cultured to eat at "fast food" cafeterias.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

i have no idea
but why the fuck would it be illegal to order it without?

maybe if you were underage and you'd asked them to soak it in booze. or pot. or crack. but without ham?

fucking tard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

"please help"
Just suggest they kill themselves immediately, that's the best help you can offer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

ahaha
i like this a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Your response should be:
"No, McDonalds is in bed with the large pig-manufactoring conglomerates who are, themselves, funding your Government's re-election campaigns. They will alert their bosses when ham is declined who then pass it up the chain. They will watch you through security cameras to ascertain whether or not you're a malcontent. The Government put an additive in ham to keep people docile. It is within their interests to watch you. Be warned. Don't allow yourself to be like the rest of these sheeple".
( Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

he asked about removing ham
not GOAT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Is the Goat still around?
He was funny.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)