Interrupted a "thank you for coming to our Silver Wedding anniversary party" speech on Saturday night
with a disgusted "WHAT?!" when the host mentioned that some people had travelled from Derby to be there.

Alt: worst time of day is between 11pm and 2am when I'm struggling to get to sleep. Worse if Ms Foxtrot's not snoring as I don't dare wank unless I'm sure she's asleep
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Afternoon, "Ken Oath"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I do not understand this
and have a strong suspicion that this is a preferable state of affairs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)

he wanked into his wife's hair when she was asleep

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Who hasn't?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I've never wanked into his wife's hair.
Or anybody's wife's hair, come to that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Lies on the internet
at a guess. Is that what broke QOTW? I heard he was responsible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)

no he hada tantrum about being trolled, that broke the interent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)

So the process was
1. Comedy website known for abusive humour of denizens invites stories about tantrums
2. Such a story is produced, gets trolled to no-one's surprise
3. Writer goes spastic, has massive tantrum
4. Result is so meta that the internet breaks
5. Fellow website user and frequent trolling victim puts this together two weeks later
6. Derision ensues
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)

It's more like
1: boring shit
2: see 1
(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Nothing on b3ta is boring Chompy
Now excuse me while I learn more of Monty's financial woes *rubs hands together in anticipation*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

See last weeks QOTW

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I understand your shock
People of Derby have access to public transportation whereas Notts folk must lollop awkwardly on all unequally digited fours.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

POTD
I particularly like the suggestion that anything living in Derby can be called a person. Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)