Who made your blood boil, last?
Just because you can be a cunt on here, should you be?
Which person on here would you greet with a warm saucer of your delicious milk?
Which person would you BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF?
All this and MOAR in next weeks B3tan...oaks.....

Alt: say it in a dutch accent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:15, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I fucking love this...
www.behance.net/gallery/4-Days-and-10-Pens/195575

It wouldn't suite me, but would look fucking amazing on the right build.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Errrrrmrmmmmmmmmm.................
Yes really nice.......*backs away*

PS "dads taxi got to go collect my son from town back in about 20 mins"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Ooh, get you with your sense of responsibility.
I'd have made him walk home in the fucking dark after having told him about Fred and Rose West.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I like how Dozer has accused you of being a bully.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)

YOU HORRID BULLY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Al you know my style
I'm here for lolz nothing more
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

You're here for your sisters punani.
And the hatred of beans and cats.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Meowlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)

What have you done to upset Dozer so much then?
Or what has he done to upset you?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Long story.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I gots time my nizzle.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I like how Al has said that I called you a bully.
Is there an emoticon for tongue in cheek?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post209552
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Hey Gonz! You still here?
If I make an animated gif in Photoshop, how can I post it on here?

And how do I make it not an enormous file?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

What version of photoshop you using? It's been like at least 7 odd years since they had animation facilities.
There are tricks like making every other line dark black, and knocking the colours down to 64 or soo.

Image (file) size is only a concern for people on mobiles, I think at this time of the day you're alright to just do it.

Play round with the "Save as for web..." thing under the file menu
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)

CS3
It's not that old, surely? It has the animation window.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

CS6 is the latest one that came out not long ago. CS3 can't be that old, I use that one for work.
There was a major change around CS4, the interface and stuff is quite different. I think I probably haven't noticed it 'cus there is use for it in my work, animation is mostly coded these days, or done in Flash... when it comes to making the web.

I'm afraid you're gonna have to relie on google for this one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)

*ahem*
Did you get that email I sent?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Oh shit ! I did but forgot about it.
I've just sent an email out to my server people who'll be able to commit the restore point. They normally sort things out inside 24h.

Really sorry, x u2.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Sweet, no worries.
Thanks
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

gifs are usually compressed, aren't they?`
Their defining characteristic is Ziv-Lempel compression, I thought.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Not entirely sure about the compression name,
but it uses a map of colours and then asigns pixals to the colourmap.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Emo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Bob, I was really nice and I didn't gaz Rory that picture of you in your ghostbusters suit.
I hope you're happy.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Its a cool pic man. 15 Years old now I think.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I even disguised your face.
Would you like to see it?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Yeah go on then dude

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Yessshhhh We allllss swhould *crap dutch accent*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Fuck off gaybo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Gaybo since when?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Since you put your winkie in Darths bumhole

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Darth Hole
George lucas
7th movie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

FUCK YEAH! Seriously, you're gonna love it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)

That's awesome.
I'm ray stantz and I endorse this picture.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)

More emo than A Vagabond's dark graphic novels.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I owned a dark graphic novel once.
At least I think it was a graphic novel. Ebony Tits it was called, and it had pictures and writing and stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Ha!
Are you sure it wasn't Hot Chocolate?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

There may have been gentleman's cocoa involved, and I may have fallen asleep at some point.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Errol brown

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)

5am

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Kitchen floor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)

SHED RAPE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Watch it Harters, don't mention sheds.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)

*nawtysteps*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I don't like you, who cares what you say

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

well Harters, seeing as this is B3ta, about as many (or few) people care about what I say as do about what you say.
This is something you don't seem to grasp.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I hate you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Oh babygirl you are funny.
You're this season's CQ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Fuck off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Stick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

to

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

being

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

hated

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I love being hated by wankers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

So that means everyone over the age of 12

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Hardly, Hartley.
In fact, it seems to be just you and Al.

Two people.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

So let me get this straight only me and Al have ever wanked?
I think you might need to think about it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Plus I still hate you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Go and die

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

OH LOL bbz
I meant as in that hate me.

Seems that SHOCK HORROR! text based communicat0ion lacks the non verbal nuances and cues that typify speech.

Whodathunkit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

If it helps
I read all of your posts in a sarcastic tone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Well, it's sort of a high-pitched whiny sort of tone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's more of a Paxmanesque sneer.
I read all yours in the style of Noddy Holder, and all of HH's in the style of Salacious Crumb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

With notes of spankyhanky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

'graphic novel' as a term makes me laugh. Novels they aren't, comics they are.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Anything that encourages reading is a good thing.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

*searches for tarrot cards*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Tarot, you mong.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

No, no, no, he's quite right; the difference is that tarrot cards have an orange background.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Vooodooo magic mon
Who the fuck cares about tarrant cards, sally james cards thats where its happening
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

everyone on here is a faggots so i dunno i think i would get aids off them so i dont think i would go nearr them

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

Darth is the valinteno of B3ta he would have you biting a pillow before you realised what happened

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

queers to the rafters i ask you literally
cheers
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

YW SSG
Just thought you should know
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

what does that mean, "you wrule"?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Fe reel and ting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I thought you were dead, or dying?
OMG YOU'RE AL'S DAD!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

That's so out of order DG I'm totally distraught about what happened

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)

So am I and I totally wasn't even there or nuffink.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)

I totes heart you DG.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I shall give you a manly hug at chickenstock as a token of my affection.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I will recipricate and let you have a bottle of my beer.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I don't rally have any strong emotions about people I've never met off of the internet.
Some of you are funny, some of you are tedious, some barely even register.
I've only ever met one b3tan and instead of having a BIG REAL LIFE FIGHT we just cuddled and played with each other's hair, but then he is officially "lovely IRL despite all his friends thinking he is a prick online"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Didn't you just copy and paste this from on old thread?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I only have about four posts which I just copy and paste where appropriate.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Didn't you just copy and paste this from on old thread?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Yes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

LOL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It was only the one. Not all of them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Omg you've met Rory?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Oh man, I thought I was the only one who got that accolade.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'll give you my "accolade".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I stay over at Rory's gaff all the time.
We top and tail though. Nothing gay or owt, you understand.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Even if you top and tail, your cocks are still touching.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

But not in a gay way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Right, this might not work, it's my first time.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Hahaha
Works like a dream.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Evening tangles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Alright aitcho

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

All good all good
just getting beer o'clocked at the moment
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I'm sure Monty would welcome all the people seeing his picture online

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I'm sure Monty can suck my slightly below average sized and barely tumescent cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

You are berk's boyfriend AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'm no racist thank you very much.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I could splice in a few pictures of Battered if you like.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Al don't do it i'll have nightmares already

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Just say No!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Zammololz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

*votes*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

That's the fucken tits right there Al man
Captain fucken magic, man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Hey HH
can you please tell Dozer that I don't hate him at all, far from it, it was him who got upset with me and put me on ignore.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Fuck the cunt you're better off this way.
I'm hoping he puts me on 2.0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Please tell him
It's really annoying not being able to point out what a terrible hypocrite he's being.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

He just said bad things about your ability to garden.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Pulling weeds was not about gardening

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Oh Bob, that was a big fib and you know it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

He just said your bbq's are lame and you can't grill for shit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I heard he was outside Al's garden the other night with a massive can of caterpillars.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Don't mention the moths
I did once but I think I got away with it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Upjill gardening lolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Lucky Jill

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Some LA gansta's Jacked her not so lucky

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Oh Harters you're not going on 2.0.
You're unintentionally hilarious.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Fuck off I HATE YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I really don't know why you're such a prissy little bitch, running around in here sucking up to the bigger boys.
Were you like that at school?

You really have no idea how much of a fanny you look, do you? You're, what, 10 years older than me? And puffing out your little chest trying to take a non-existent high ground with zero justification for doing so.

You're funny as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

PS stop Gazzing me
I dont care if you're not really a bad person.
I deleted your last 7 gazzes, Now fuck you needy prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Right, so now you start lying about me gazzing you.
Who exactly are you trying to impress here? Al? Tangles? Bob?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

All the cool kids, right there...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

He must be trying to impress you.
He's certainly trying to impress someone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Exac.... Hey, hang on!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Cool I have the voice of Jabba's pet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

OMG
How did he miss you B3th, it almost like his hamster comes first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Actually, my pet does take preference over people on the internet.
No offence to B3th, she appears to be a lovely woman, but IRL stuff takes precedence over internet stuff.

Not a difficult or unreasonable concept, perhaps you've felt the same way at some point?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

STOP ENGAGING WITHHIM, YOU DOBBER

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

He's too funny to put on 2.0
It's just a pity that nobody else has seen fit to let him know how much of a CQ level bellend he is being.

Lying about me gazzing him is pretty pathetic though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)

I quite liked CQ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I was referring to his semi-literate postings, hate campaign and eventual humiliating flouncing.
Fingers crossed and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

MTFU

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)

You never gaz me anymore :(

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I'm too busy gazzing HH.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Not no MOAR you aint

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Go on, Huh Huh
Show him up by publishing all these embarrassing gazzes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Yes. Please publish the gazzes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)

^^ look up ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

*reads gazzes on ceiling*
That's cool. How did you do that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)

B3th please

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:50, Reply)

This is going well.
If you've deleted all seven of the gazzes I sent you, all you have to do is go in to your 'deleted messages' folder and copy and paste them in here.

Unless of course you're lying in an attempt to impress internet strangers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I hate you
thats as far as it goes.
Feel free to say anything
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

You h what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Like calling my son a cumbucket again

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

You mean in the thread where you started on me as soon as I turned up?
You're a man who likes to quote other users. What about:

'This is OT, if you don't like what gets posted DYAAKY, it's the only way'.

I don't dispute that I said that, it's easily provable, I'd be a total fucking flid if I made something up in an attempt to look like the bigger man. Where are these gazzes you claim I sent you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I would like to say the following:
You said that I gazzed you repeatedly.

Please either prove this as true or admit you were lying to try and impress other B3ta users.

These are both pathetic situations, only one of which is true. Please let us know which it is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Oh, for fuck's sake.
I've had enough of this. Enjoy your spat, both of you. I'm off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Agreed B3th some people can't help being cunts
Plumdozers is one of them
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Oh man, your double standards are hilarious.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Hahhhahahahha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Evening spaz-cocks
Long day in work, innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
It's comedy night in here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Are you upsetting people PD?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

I'm being my usual charming self, Jeffingtonian.
HH seems to have a bit of a bee in his bonnet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Play nicely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

If you don't watch out I'll gaz you repeatedly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Please don't
*backs away slowly*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Hi Jeffers.
I think you've picked the wrong night tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)

why don't we normal people
have a chat down here, instead?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Nahhh Jefs cool I can distance myself

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Evening double H.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Coolio jeffers whats the haps

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Hi cavy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

evening
I just went to the seaside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Did you get icecream?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

nah
got a nice cup of tea and a danish pastry.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

In america they call them a royel with ice
Because of the imperial system
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

PIER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

drove past the pier

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Nooooo.
You should have stopped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Sounds like a blues song

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Harters! Hey Harters!
Still silence on the 'seven gazzes' front. What's going on?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)

shut up
no one cares
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)

^^ this^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)

So were you lying then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)

So were you lying then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)

So were you lying then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)

So were you lying then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I do, apparently I had some sort of Battered-esque epileptic blackout where I repeatedly gazzed an online bellend.
This would be quite a serious symptom if true, I just want to know if it really happened.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)

You win the last answer thing keep that up
YA GOLD FOR TEAM PD.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Could be worse, I could lie about harassment from another B3ta user.
How much of a prick would that make me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)

our pier is closed for renovations
so all I could walk round there was a dodgy club and an amusement arcade
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)

But hopefully a nice day?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)

yup
nice and warm, even though it was 10pm. I mostly went out because the light was nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Cool I hope you packed your best cloak

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)

that's only for winter

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)

bed time for me
Goodnight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Still no sign of the gazzes though.
:'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:23, Reply)

It's always the wrong night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Ladies night ohhhhh what a night
DISCO FOREVAH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Jeez. They is wee

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:45, Reply)

MacRready. That cunt.
What do you mean? Everyone here is LOVELY. ALWAYS.
binky.
Nobody, I'm too LOVELY to EVER do such a thing.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)

You bring the rain clouds though stuj 8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)

that's because he's welsh
they all have their own raincloud
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

silver linings and rainbows

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)

That's what happens when you diss the Met office.
You're lucky I didn't send you a tornado.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:17, Reply)

You would do that to me?
Bad Stuj
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)

evening St. Uj.
How is balmy brize this time of night?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)

'Ning Win Pug.
It's too damn hot for me, still only a few weeks before I'm back with my Penguin Harem.
:D
All good with you?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)

you're heading back?
Aces! You got any leave before you go, for a pint?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:49, Reply)

Going back to Cali?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:50, Reply)

I got a couple of days off between my next shift runs so I'll probably be able to get into That Oxford before I go.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:05, Reply)

if you do, let me know and i might join you!
Lolbashbashlolbash.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Will do!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 14 Aug 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Everyone on here is a decent enough sort
Apart from that cunt Bobby, the fucken prick

Alt: "eet", "iht", no, I'm not sure how this works man can I get a rain check?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)

it's not raining

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Capital!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Hello,
A guy I work with is being a needy bellend after breaking up with his girlfriend, and the more I speak to him the more he winds me up. As far as I can tell its a mutual break, while they sort stuff out, but he has heralded it as "the worst break up ever" in nerf of sympathy, despite the fact that he is still helping her pay her rent.
Add to this the way he has started cracking on to anything with tits in the creepiest way possible makes having him on the bar cringeworthy at best, and cripplingly emvarrasing bordering on him on his way to getting punched in the face by some girl.

I'm quite enjoying learning the social ins and outs of you lot, who hates who, who fucked who etc. But I think you all seem alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)

I'm not alright.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)

oh, ok. prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)

MODS!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Schteme boat Schteve!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:56, Reply)

The best thing to say in a Dutch accent is 'I think my greatest fear right now is of getting the gush'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 23:58, Reply)