NOW I feel old!
I was 28 in 1988.

*wanders off muttering 'when I was young this was all fields' etc etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You ARE old.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

*Cue standard reply*
I've been your age, sonny. There ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Very true and quite likely I won't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

You might if you keep your head down
If you can get it any lower
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

urgh this reminds me of sweaty yoga
my forehead is never going to touch that fucking floor

sorry i didn't text you back btw - my mobile is banned from my desk at the moment by the boss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

No worries
I definitely didn't stay awake all night thinking you didn't love me any more.

Is sweaty yoga a real thing? It sounds like a dismissive term
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

well
some people call it bikram
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Is it basically yoga in a stupidly hot room?
Because that sounds like someone devised my own personal idea of hell, then charged people to participate in it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

That's supposed to be a positive thing?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)