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What would you call your autobiographyAssuming it ever got written.
Alt; First CD you bought.
Morning.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 7:56,
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alright Jeff?Suave- a life in menswear.
Alt- it was Gallows Pole by Page & Plant.
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I managed to take a moment to reply.I've been vee vee busy gazzing Harters, I haven't really had time to do anything else.
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What is it that caused you two to have a tiff?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:19,
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I would call it'The brilliant story of my amazing life*
*legal disclaimer: may not be brilliant or amazing. No refunds'
Alt: Cannot remember, possibly the Levellers.
Did you receive my email yesterday?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:09,
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Work has been mental.I'll check shortly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:16,
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Who wants to read my crappy life story? No one, I guarantee it. Therefore I don't have to worry.
Also, this question's been asked before. I got the B*Witched cd. It was SO boppy!
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Where It All Went Wrong.Alt: Do you mean first album or first CD?
The first album I ever bought was Beatles For Sale on cassette ('member cassettes?), the first record I ever bought was Revolver. I was quite a late adopter of CDs so the first one I bought was probably In It For The Money.
Also, good morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:16,
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I had a walkman when I was a kid.I made mixed tapes and stuck them in there for long trips. Was awesome!
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Oh man! That would be so cool!People would probably define it as the moment that saved qotw.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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I really don't like the Beatles.Which means we can no longer be online friends.
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*sighs*I can't be bothered with arguing the relative merits of the Beatles, especially with a renowned musicologist such as you.
I can understand that you don't like them, but this does not necessarily make them shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:24,
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Can we still gaz each other pictures of our cocks though?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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Revolver and Rubber Soul are essential partss of any record collection(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:21,
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Marvin Gaye bores me to tears, even his old man wished he was dead(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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I quite like What's Going On, but Joy Division tend to bore me.Although they are considerably more preferable to the heap of shite that was New Order.
OH MY GOD! DIFFERENT OPINIONS ONLINE CONTROVERSY!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:29,
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I don't mind some Joy DivisionBut a band consisting of the talentless ones, formed after the only one with a bit of talent topped himself? No thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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That's a bit harsh.Peter Hook is a grade A twat, but he's hardly talentless.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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All his basslines seem to follow the vocal lineit is not only shit, but also dull.
I present to you as clear evidence: Monaco.
And while we're talking about who is a twat in New Order, Barney Sumner gets right on my tits.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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He's an atrocious "singer" live as well.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Well I like them.I wouldn't insist on everyone having to listen to and enjoy them though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:26,
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Everyone knows them anyway, and secretly sing along to them,albeit thinking it's somehow leftfield to deride the Beatles as 'shit'yeah, they'll be the ones down the front for coldplay with their phone flashes on for 'yellow'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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The Beatles went from being tediously twee, to tediously pretentious(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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and yet produced some great songs along the way(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:59,
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This is the closest you've ever come to agreeing with me on anything(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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That'll be the syphillis.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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I'd have a series, starting off with the cleverly titled 'My first mistake'It was a rising high collective cd fact fans from their 'chillout or die' series
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:19,
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Didn't she marry one of JAMC?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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yes.Broke my heart.
I was just listening to JAMC.
Got tindersticks on now.
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I approve of both of these selections.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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"Stalking Works: The True Life Story of How I Married Victoria Pendleton"First cd was, worryingly 'A Salt With A Deadly Peppa'.
First Album, though, was 'The Saturday Superstore Replay Collection: Volume 2', featuring such greats as Alvin Stardust 'I feel like Buddy Holly' and Shakin' Stevens 'A Love WortH Waiting For'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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'needless to say, I had the last laugh'First album was Cast, prior to that probably some sort of pop compilation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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I was 14 when I discovered Hendrix.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:54,
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I've met his daughter. Well fit.She's my niece's godmother.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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Christ, they really fucking wereThey were like the winners of some kind of perverse competition to see how low Britpop could sink before someone sunk the island to save the world further suffering
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Yet Britpop still managed to plumb far lower depths than Cast.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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I'm genuinely struggling to think of anyApart from every single thing Oasis did, but that sort of goes without saying. Common People has to be a particular low point.
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It goes without saying that everything that Oasis did was terrible.There were several long-forgotten bands who jumped on the Britpop bandwagon to try to claim their 15 minutes who were atrocious.
There were however, a few bands lumped in with Britpop that were quite good though.
I think the worst genre to be tagged in though would have to be Post-Britpop.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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We do not speak of SuedeI'm not familiar with this "post-Britpop", although it sounds like a worst case scenario devised by military bigwigs planning the future of the species after a nuclear explosion designed to stop any further godawful music being made
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Containing such luminaries as Embrace, Travis, Starsailor, Keane, etc.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-Britpop
Ugh.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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Pulp were an excellent pop band.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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It would be if not for the musicand the lyrics. And the utter twat singing it.
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You haven't been this wrong in ages.Pulp were the only good thing to come out of the whole Britpop debacle.
Well, I also like Suede, but I know that sets me up for a whirlwind of abuse.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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That really does undermine any chance you had of getting me to see your point of view old boySurely Pulp predated Britpop and just piggybacked it for greater record sales anyway?
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Yeah, they did. But His & Hers was effectively launched and received as a debut album.it was virtually impossible to find out anything about their back catalogue at the time.
And Suede are great, if you can pretend it's someone other than Brett Anderson fronting them.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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I'm in the awkward position of agreeing wholeheartedly with you about PulpYet finding your views on Suede containing several elements of wrong.
I could never like Suede, no matter how hard I tried.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kula Shaker, Menswear and Echobelly.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Says the man who thinks The Beatles were no good.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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The beatles are boringI no longer like Cast
I win
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:58,
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You know by now there are no winners on B3ta.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:59,
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Aww I wanted you to hate me the most :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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"For the last time, I'm not gay"Alt: Megadeth, "Youthanasia". I was young, and stupid.
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I never really liked Judas Priest actuallyJust couldn't think of another bent metal band
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Morning mateI'm going to Italy tomorrow. You'll be reading those words a lot today. Are you well?
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I am, thanksWhere in Italy are you off to?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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Bob and Marcia's less successful follow up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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Moo - The Sounds Of CowsAlt:
Living Colour - Stain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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Autobiography would be called 'Now listen here, sonny'First CD? Probably 'Tommy' as a replacement for the vinyl version I bought just after it came out. I was distinctly underwhelmed that they changed the version of 'The Hawker'* for the CD.
*Music trivia. The only track on the album NOT written by a member of the Who
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Hehe.I suppose that Pete Townsend is still persona non grata after his "computer problems"
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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Who are these 'Kaiser chief' of whom you speak ?Are they one of the popular new 'beat combos' that all the young people are 'grooving' to nowadays perchance?
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Not really, not any moreThey had a few "hits" some years ago and have dropped off the radar, more or less exactly since they released the depressingly accurate self-reflection "Everything is Average Nowadays".
However they were wheeled out to perform a Who track at the Olympic closing ceremony, despite the fact that the Who were there and closed the night. Bizarre.
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Ah! I was baffled by the reference to themDidn't watch the closing ceremony for 2 reasons:-
1/ I don't own a TV
2/ See 1/ above
Further baffled because they weren't born when 'Tommy' was released, thanks for clearing it up.
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Bit of a slap in the face for them reallyBut then there were a lot of funny song choices made. If someone had tapped Annie Lennox on the shoulder and said "You're doing Sweet Dreams you mad bint" it would have saved a lot of head-scratching in the audience
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I think the closing cermony was spoiled by indulging the music stars.They should have all been asked to do the songs they are famous for, not something from the new album they are pushing.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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The Jimi Hendrix/League of Gentleman concept album?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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League of Gentlemen fans would buy it.Mindpiss
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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The Harold Shipman diariesIt would certainly sell on the title alone. Inside, 58 pages of drudgery and dissapointment.
Alt: Automatic for the people. First album was The first Monty Python Album. I think I was 12.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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Some of you might not have seen this last night.
It's very important that you vote for Monty.
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They have already appointed an OT mod.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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Don't joke about such things Nakersthe idea of you being given power over what's good and bad is too horrible to contemplate.
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Bullshit. This is a lawless waste land.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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Battered got modded yesterdaybut I don't think there is a permanent mod just for this bit of the board.
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I have gazzed you, it's supposed to be a secret mod.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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So why doesn't this mod want the fact that they are a mod broadcast?That seems ridiculous? Everyone knows Scaryduck is a Mod, and Cthonic, and Manolith and the others, what's special about this one?
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I don't know.EDIT: you could also gaz the person and ask them why the want it to be a secret.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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Yes, do this.Edit: Oh, you did down there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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I've 2.0 ignored all the mods so they can't see my posts about them all being paedos and ban me**May not be true
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Peej, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:44,
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"Why i killed them and where the bodies are"First CD I bought I don't remember, might have been that baz luhrmann single, I used to buy everything on casette and vinyl because dad wouldn't allow CDs in the house till about 2003. He's a bit nutty. Took us ages to persuade him to watch a DVD.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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Probably an Oasis album.There's a lot of hate for Oasis, I've noticed. Far more than they deserve. Mostly, I think, because the Gallaghers are cunts. I like how people keep going on about how they copied the Beatles. I'd be interested to see which particular songs they're talking about.
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Kroney, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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spread out over sixteen albums(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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They do deserve itthey produced one album with some good sing-a-longable songs on it. And then remade the same album only the songs got dirgier and shitter every time.
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^ thisAlthough let's not underestimate just how big a pair of cunts they were
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Oasis also get extra stick for the following reasons;1. They were all over every radio in the country for two or three years which just makes them all the more hateable
2. Liam Gallagher's voice is incredibly annoying
3. They were genuinely much worse at music than anyone else ever, including Steps
4. Both of them are fucking cunts
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Neither both copied the chord progression from Pachlebel's "Canon" , but then so have hundreds of other artists, hardly plagiarism.
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They never copied the Beatles as far as I am awareBut they were always dreadful and propped up by a bizarre situation in the music press at the time where editors were afraid to call something wrongly. Cocaine was involved.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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I've often wondered what would happen if someone at the NME or Radio 1just stuck their head above the parapet and said "Hang on... this is SHITE!" about whatever hot new band they were currently bigging up for fear of looking uncool if they didn't. Badly Drawn Boy's entire career was substantiated by this fear.
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The NME has often been a great offender for this sort of thingBut the Melody Maker, unsurprisingly not long before its demise, had an editor who refused to allow negative reviews of bands like Oasis.
I've even seen an honest review of Oasis' dire third album by the excellent Taylor Parks, having five stars put at the top by sub-editor, despite it being anything but a five star review.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Glove Life and LaughterAlt. I didn't get a CD player until the mid 90's preferring to tape to tape for free until I got my first paper round. I believe my first CD purchase was Supergrass - I Should Coco
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Peej, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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Fentanyl.I say 'bought' more 'filled in the order book to send to pharmacy'
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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Okay, so we've established that B3th is the new "Super Secret" OT modwhat do we think of this situation?
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Good choice. Been here for a number of years, calm, doesn't appear to take sides.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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One who doesn't tell you your a massive racist.But thinks it anyway.
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Alright Bernard, got any jokes today?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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I think giving moderator powers to someone with a long history of mental illness is a brave decision tearing down our prejudices against the mentally infirm. It would have been more inclusive if she was black, but we've managed to chase all the darkies away
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Also being physically disabled & transgender would have helped fill any required 'quota'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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all her bones have disintegrated with her osteoartritis, she's actually a giant slug like creature confined to a wheelchairthat's why she never leaves the house
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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B3ta is a paedo nonce who makes her husband watch as she gets motorboated by large groups of menShe likes being the receiver at Bukakke parties and doesn't wash her face for three days afterwards.
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Peej, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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To be honest, it wasn't really meant to be a secretwhich is a good job, seeing as battered obviously can't keep a secret for toffee.
I just didn't think it was a good idea to come blazing in shouting about how I have dominion over all of you and mwah hah haaaaaaaaah etc.
Anyway, you all better behave now, or else.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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I'm preparing a list of people who need banning (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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To be honest, they didn't trust me with the banhammer(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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ha ha ha ha hafucking hell that's a massive insult. The most active part of b3ta and they can't be bothered to mod it, and don't even trust any of us to be able to ban anyone else.
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'The most active part of b3ta' - really?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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There may be other things too. I haven't played with all the buttons.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Which is why I didn't come in shouting about being a mod.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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can you read all the shit backstabbing weird creepy gazzes that inevitably populate everyones gaz box?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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They're encrypted, but cr3 has said the encryption is lazy and not hard to get round or something.
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This would be interestingand entertaining.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33,
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I did not know this. I know the site traffic is down overall more than 10% over the last 3 months according to Alexa.EDIT: see here: www.alexa.com/siteinfo/b3ta.com#
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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No mention of Joel in the newsletter, this brought loads of people back.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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Rob probably got sued or something.Or wasn't there a thing on Jonathon Ross about sikipedia.
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Have you been on /talk recently?It is like a graveyard.
That is why so many talkers keep popping up on here. They are lonely and need love.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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i'm going to need a bigger pen(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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+isi'm sorry
but sometimes the obvious ones just drop right into your lap
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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i would have thought that would be "desperate enough to rape a rapist"(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:36,
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That's hookersStrippers are the ones you're not allowed to touch. EVERYONE believes that.
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So we should all gaz our problems to you?No matter how small or trivial.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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am i being naive in saying i, for one, welcome our new overlordor lady
is it like testing god to ask you to prove it?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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"It seemed a good idea at the time".First 2 vinyl singles, Teenage Rampage by The Sweet, and Devil gate Drive, Suzi Quatro. First actual cd I got was a free classical music one, from a magazine.
Oh, and morning.
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Did b3ta just break for a few minutes?What is our new mod going to do about that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Our new Mod got angry and her shaking stopped the internets travelling down the phone lines.
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She truly is a mod of awesome powers and should be feared.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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Monty's going to be gutted. He didn't even get an interview.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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^ Thiswhile repeatedly pressing F5 and crying.
In fact, it didn't really change my plans at all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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Yep, same hereShortly after Al revealed our new mod's secret identity. COINCIDENCE?!
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I felt a disturbance in the force(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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"random acts of wrongness" would be my autobiographythe first cd i bought was the "dirty dancing" soundtrack - i was about 11. dad brought our first cd player home from work and told me to get in the car quickly to go and buy a cd. we got to "our price" at 5.58pm and it shut at 6pm, so i just grabbed the first thing i saw.
mind you, i still fucking love a bit of "dirty dancing", me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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*puts swipe in the corner*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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you've reminded me of the alternate ending in "family guy" nowhahaha.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlM-C0jAfQ
fucking brilliant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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Sorry, my mistake. You were 34.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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this is poor maths on your parti am ashamed of you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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My maths is fine. You look 58, so must have been born in '54.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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ah, so it's your eyesight that's to blame?and we all know what causes that... your sig
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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NOW I feel old!I was 28 in 1988.
*wanders off muttering 'when I was young this was all fields' etc etc*
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*Cue standard reply*I've been your age, sonny. There ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
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Very true and quite likely I won't.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:30,
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urgh this reminds me of sweaty yogamy forehead is never going to touch that fucking floor
sorry i didn't text you back btw - my mobile is banned from my desk at the moment by the boss.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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No worriesI definitely didn't stay awake all night thinking you didn't love me any more.
Is sweaty yoga a real thing? It sounds like a dismissive term
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Is it basically yoga in a stupidly hot room?Because that sounds like someone devised my own personal idea of hell, then charged people to participate in it
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That's supposed to be a positive thing?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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Young, Gifted and Black: The Two Hats StoryFirst CD I bought...I think it was an Iron Maiden single. Early 90's.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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It's lucky that we are no longer online friendsOtherwise I would have to drop you as a friend for this shameful admission.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:40,
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Alt: I've no idea what the first CD wasbut the first albumn I bought was Appetite for Destruction.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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NICE That's even better than my first cassette album, "Bad" by the King
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Too fucking right.AfD is a classic of its genre. I'm not saying that as if it's necessarily a good thing, of course.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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As is Bad, although the genre is rather wider and was arguably beyond redemption by that pointAfD is a masterpiece of an album regardless of the way its genre went downhill rapidly thereafter.
(, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
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