If I tell you that
There's a chance you might get there before me and steal my holiday from under my nose. My children will be disappointed, my wife will be mad, and I'll be cross that the journey was wasted. Jesus, why can't you just leave us alone, Chomp? What have we ever done to you?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You took one of his hats.
A man isn't likely to forget something like that in a hurry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

That was never proven
The hat was mine to begin with. I don't have to answer to idle, scurrilous rumour.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

And when you accuse me of stealing your holiday I'd punch a wall or sometihng?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I'm not at liberty to comment on that

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Are you in jail?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Do they haev wi-fi in prison?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)

It's a good life really
Three squares a day, comfy beds, Sky tv and wifi in every room...don't let them fool you, crime ALWAYS pays.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)