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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I call dibs on the tits and fanny.
Double dibs times inifinity.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Gonz, you're not aussie, you wouldn't get jack shit from me.
Also. Actually, never mind. I don't want to know why you want my lady parts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Because he's a massive virgin perv

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Fuckin hell, why doesn't he just PAY someone then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)
My and me mate have got £15 between us, we need £1.90 each to catch the bus home.... so thats £11.20.
What can we get for that?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)
A patronising smile and "try again later".

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Oh good, two double vodkas and a happy meal it is, then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Wait a sec, hold up here, you have to be aussie to recieve body spares from dead people?
Is this something to do with the proximity to asia and their billionare's pentient for killing people to steal body parts?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
If you're in australia, and you're needing spare parts from dead people, if you're not a permanent resident or citizen I believe you're an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
I think one of us just had a stroke 'cus those last few words make no sense to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
An Inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis is a complicated way of saying "Screwed".
ie; you're screwed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
No it isn't.
See below.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Oh good, that was what I was looking for.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
I think you mean the past tense of the word which describes the use of an inclined place wrapped helically around an axis
Also, most decent screws are double threaded so it's actually 2 inclined planes.

EDIT - because what you described was just screw.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Stop ruining the magic.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Typical Australian "Yeah, it's about right, it'll do"
That's why your opera house is so curved, the architect couldn't be bothered to go and get a ruler.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
and they stole the Tyne and Wear bridges

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
And stretched it.
Actually walking over that bridge is one of my favourite things to do.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Even better, present tense, means I didn't miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

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