are you one of those blokes that sits in the toilets at clubs,
taking a quid off people to wash their hands for them and spray some aftershave on their crotch chanting "freshen up, freshen up for the ladies?"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He's one of those blokes that sits in the toilets on the other side of that inviting looking hole in the wall.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

The first time I ran into one of those "hand washers"
I was about 22 and completely trashed in some place in Islington. I believe my response to his query about assistance in hand washing was something like "I've spent 20 years learning how not to piss on my own hands and I know where my cock's been so ... nope, ta"

I am ALL the class.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I was sick on one once,
he was not very happy about that. I gave him a pound though.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

WIN.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I paid with bottle caps once, the toilet monkey was not impressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Yes I too have noticed that they are always black, but there's no need to be racist about them

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)