The "rules" say I'm not allowed to touch anything under 25 now
Fucking rules.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

19 for me.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

26 for me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

158 for me

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

We're talking about ages, not restraining orders, Chompy.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

"rules" "wedding ring"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

No, the wedding ring says I'm not allowed to touch anything.
The rules, on the other hand, specify the age of the things I'm not allowed to touch anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

oh
it's like a double lot of rules.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

This is why I don't wear a wedding ring*



* not true, I simply don't like wearing jewellery.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Technically, right now mine is on a thing around my neck.
So I'm not wearing it either. terrible husband.

Edit - you'll get a lot more ladies trying it on if you do wear one, though. IME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

My wife isn't bothered in the slightest that I don't have one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

i think they should be fitted with tasers, myself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

wives? or wedding rings?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

men's wedding rings
"i wasn't staring at that bird's arrrrrrrrgh"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Maybe we shouldn't have to wear them in the first place.
We aren't pieces of meat to be tagged with some kind of symbol of ownership. It's like when farmers stick plastic tags through sheep.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I was told by the ex that I *would* be wearing a wedding ring
regardless of my feelings on the subject.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

WE ARE MEN, NOT OBJECTS

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I told her she didn't have to wear one if she didn't want to, either.
I have never worn a ring in my life and I wouldn't be comfortable with suddenly wearing one all the time. No dice. I would wear one and that was that.

I didn't really think that was fair.

I'd have been ok with wearing it around my neck or something, I think. She wasn't OK with that.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Did this conversation take place in the Jorvik Centre?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:23, Reply)

Hahaha no
Some time before that. She was a stubborn woman.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I frequently fiddled with my ring (hohoho) and kept dropping it,
which pissed the ex right off. I hate gold as well, so I thought it looked shit.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

My wedding ring isn't bothered in the slightest that I don't own an wife.
Probably because it got melted down after I flogged it.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

You stay away from me.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I'm a caring and considerate lover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

boooooooooring

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)