I fucking hate the pricks that play games on facebook and then send updates about it.
Frank McWank has just made an elf sad on Dragon bumsecs quest!!

srsly, don't fucking care about your usual updates, let alone this shite.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've had to block three people from sending me app requests
All they seem to do is fucking play FB games and send invites out to their entire friends list. I still prefer those people to new mothers, though. Jesus Christ. A whole new order of tedium. My baby! My baby lying down! My baby waving its arms around! Fuck's sake.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

are you getting broody kroney?
do you want a little baby of your own?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

kroney is just bitter because nobody likes his pics of his hamster.
hammy lying down, hammy running, hammy eating its own foot....
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

This too.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you make me sick!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

If it's any consolation, I think that the the Hamster pictures were really something.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

stop fucking encouraging kroney!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

It's called sarcasm.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I have never understood why people keep rodents as pets.
They're vermin. It's like keeping a Hackney sewer rat as a pet. Sure, he carries rabies and screams all day and night and tries to bite my finger off but his evil little red eyes and wiry black fur are so adorable!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Not broody, no.
I'll probably have kids at some point, but they're hardly on the top of my list of priorities. As for other peoples', they're ugly, squalling, annoying pricks that stink of shit and I strongly resent having them thrust in my face by people I used to work with once.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

pffft, as if you plan having kids!
in my experience you get steaming and then promise to pull out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

That's OK
my spunk's as weak as water.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

yes, that's also a good line to use.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

And you can believe it from a frenchman

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

"Vous do not need to be conzeirned, behbee
"Mon jeezem ees as weak as watter"
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

ah mon cher, ah don need to uze diz rrrrrrrrubber
mah winkie fires out ze blankz
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

It's not fucking difficult to make a list of people playing games
and only send requests to them, that's what I do.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

yeah, I'm not sending pictures of moobs and cock to folk.
I hope tom daley takes you to the fucking cleaners.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I have 8 requests for one game.
They're all from the same fucking person. At what point did it not occur to her that if I ignored the first one I don't need any fucking more?

Mind you, she reposted one of those "bring back hanging for paedophiles" pics last week so I probably need to cull her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

cu ki
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

That, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

although, it is technically the same thing
one's just more legitimate than the other.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Tia Sharp has brought all the mouth frothing Daily Mail readers out of their anti forrin AIDS bunkers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Next paedophile story that breaks I'm going to troll.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I think you should start a petition to bring back crucifixtion
EDIT: if you got 100k signatures, the governement would legally have to discuss it in parliament
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I'm starting one to bring back the teaching of spelling.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

you can't teach spelling man, you have to find it within yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

YOU GATTOO
search for the spelling inside yourself
search for the spelling insiiiiide
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

it's really sad though. I haven't been avidly reading it, but I read the first few stories.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

are you one of those cunts with 800 friends on facebook?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Fuck, no
she's someone I play hockey with, and we have a summer mixed team that's mostly organised on facebook.

EDIT - to clarify, though, - obviously I am a cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

hockey, pffft you fucking girl.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

mumpers, that's such a lazy stereotypical piece of abuse
I really thought better of you. Sadtimes, my friend. :(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

yeah, get the tea on love.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

My dad was right about you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

christ, yap yap yap, all day long.
I just want a fucking cuppa.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

+ tonsil

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Fucking jesus, no
there's not enough mindbleach in the world, Apers. I mean, she's fit enough, but I'd have to listen to her talk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

what the fuck do you think ballgags are for?
christ almighty, you really are a woman.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

you'd have to get it on her first.
Plus, she's a weegie, mumpers, she could talk through a concrete bunker wall.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

ugh, they are the worst. especially if she's a proper zenga.
ah pure love hockey so ah do. pure mental, wi the sticks and the baws and that. hahahahahahahahaha. let's go oot and get mad wi it drinkin wkd and smirny ice!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I can't help reading that as Geordie.
I think that's as far North as my brain will go.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

christ, we're not that bad.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yous'll be areet, man. Mint!

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You've never met a Geordie, have you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Aside from DG, Tourettes and my old English lecturer, no.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I like how geordies always sound surprised.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

They're not very bright.
The world is a constant source of magical mystery and wonder.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

The Dutch Womans hockey team was pretty hot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

At the risk of defending the indefensible
I suspect that when these fucktards sign up to these games, the terms and conditions to which they agree probably contain something along the lines of "You agree to allow us to rape and pillage your friends-list, computer, email account, underwear drawer and spam the shit out of everyone you have ever met"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)