Office dress-down policies are almost exclusively introduced by cunts.
We were given a list of what could and couldn't be worn in the office. Combat trousers were out, for example. The following week our boss (the aforementioned cunt) appeared to be wearing something not unlike combats. I enquired as to whether they were combats.

"No Reverend, they're dockers, obviously!"

I asked him to explain the difference. Combats apparently have pockets on the thighs. Well fuck me. Anyway, what do you think he was wearing the following week? You really couldn't make it up.

I work from home now so I couldn't give a fuck now, but it used to wind me up something rotten.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

cool trousers bro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

What are dockers?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

come down the docks with me, i'll show you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

The people The Rev's mum sucks off for a living

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Hey, you bent spastic
She doesn't just limit herself to people.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

they are actually a brand of what is known as 'cargo' pants
plain, smart, beige work trousers
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)