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One of my American FB friendshas posted a picture of a hand on a gun with the text
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We can't Bring Back the Dead.
We can protect the living.
Teach your friends to shoot.
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Surely the lesson to take from "we can't bring back the dead" is that Plan A should not be SHOOTING PEOPLE.
Or is that just my wishy-washy socialist leanings coming out?
Alt: I rarely read the news. What's going on out there?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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If everyone carried a gun at all times it would be fine and there would be no crime, FACTE onomic doom, children washed away by the sea, prince harries balls and duck making friends with a dog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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ducks and dogs?I don't believe a word of it, media lies have gone too far.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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Economic doom I'm familiar withand Prince Harry's Balls made the front cover of the metro so I saw some of that over someone's shoulder.
Googling children washed away by the sea reveals his name was Dylan Cecil. I contend that with a name like that and 12 years of school ahead of him he jumped.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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is this a zombie thing?I think its been a bit overdone personally, can we move on to something else, I reckon its time Dinosaurs got a reboot, or maybe we could do triffids, I always liked that book.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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robocops a bit of a jumped up prick, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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who are you? Judge Dredd? hes a prick too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:06,
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i don't what thats got to do with the fact you, judge dredd and robocop are all gay for eachother.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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The fact that you are sexually excited by the Incredible Hulk is not relevant here.Take your weird fetishes somewhere else please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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I like it when his trousers don't quite come off, Little cock tease.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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Hugh Laurie's in it, fact fans.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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The important question is who's playing Psi-Judge Anderson.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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And the answer is 'Gonz in a dress'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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NOOOOOOOOOEdit: so you knew it was a woman? I put it to you, sir, that you LIKE COMICS.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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What do you mean we can't bring back the dead?I've got a shed full of 'em.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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Nah man, Shed Plissken ain't dead.You'll see.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:22,
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Fucking pissNo one is in the office today, i could have worked from home
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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Working from home FTW!There's nothing like having a serious conference call with your employers while sitting in your pants scratching your nuts.
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I have end of year reviews to write so could have easily done that while watching gash in the attic(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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Also, hover bikeswww.guardian.co.uk/technology/video/2012/aug/23/star-wars-hover-bike-float-video
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Alright, wankers?Back at work today. Not happy about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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My main piece of work at the momentis now the centre of a six-way argument over what currently happens and what should happen, as it appears the original requesters view of this is entirely at odds with ours. Extra confusion for there being two things involved that three different parties have different names for, in at least one case Party A's name for thing 2 is Party B's name for thing 1.
So for two days I have done nothing but occasionally toss my two-pennorth into a huge email argument whenever it looks like they might be close to a consensus.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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you know, sometimes i wonder what life is like working in an office, And maybe I should pack it all in and a 9to5 man. But then I read things like this, and realise drunk people are far easier to deal with than people who think they're important.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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Normally it's worse than this(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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I don't think i could face it, Ladypig is an office person, and so.e of the stories she tells me of self important wankers is incredible. If someone spoke to me over the bar the way some of the correspondence from people comes across, they'd be out on their ear, but in her environment they just say "they are a client" and take it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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Your individual "clients" probably only contribute a few quid each week to your company.Whereas in a lot of businesses a single client might make up nearly 10% of the companys yearly takings. If that was the case in a pub, you'd be willing to put up with a lot of shit or you'd go bust in short order.
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I take it up the arse regularly due to thiswhen actually i want to punch someones teeth out
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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i suppose you're right, I take a lot of crap from big bookings. Bend over backwards to accomodate them.
Also, one set of your clients being a wanker won't affect other clients, whereas in a pub, wankers upset the decent customers, so its in my interest to boot 'em out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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Because I am ITI could, and frequently have been, sitting here with a sandwich in my fucking *mouth* and been asked to do something now because somebody's forgotten their login or some such basic shoe-lace tying level of responsibility. I tell them to fuck off because I'm on my lunchbreak and they get the arse with *me*. How rude.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Becsause you are in ITyou ALWAYS have a sandwich in your mouth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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sometimes its the other way roundI knock before I go into the breakroom now.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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I'm fine with people knowing how to shoot. I know how to shoot.I am not fine with people owning guns. PINKO LIBERAL WISHY WASHY COMMIE SCUM.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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I also know how to shoot. Shooting is fun.But likewise, I am not comfortable with anyone except police or military owning guns.
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What about me?I should be allowed a huge arsenal of deadly weapons.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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Obviously the world would be a better place if I was allowed guns. Assuming nobody else was of course.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
That's funny, cos I had a dream last night that I was being eaten alive.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)
I'm not comfortable that policemen in Australia have guns all the timeI'm also not comfortable that some security guards in Oz also have guns.
I'm generally not comfortable around guns.
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I grew up with police having guns, so I guess I'm sorta used to it.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I wish someone would shoot you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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I heard his anus is like a gravity well for cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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Yeah you don't want those pesky germans invading you again(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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Would you allow me to own a morning star?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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You can own all the weapons you like, Knackers. In fact, I encourage it.The only person you'd hurt is yourself, of which I am in full favour.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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*orders bladed nunchucks**does a "Phillijoe*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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let me guess, it's about 20 degrees?Do you use centigrade?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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Ok, nine is on the cool side of mild. I perscribe a jumper and a cup of tea/mulled cider(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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I have applied both these things and am waiting for them to take effect.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
translated into whinging aussie, I perscribe an artic survival suit and trip to the smelting yard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34,
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HE STARTED ITHE SAID MY ARSE WAS A GRAVITY WELL FOR COCK
HAVE A GO AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU?
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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The reason he said it is because your arse IS a gravity well for cock.I mean fuck, if I had a strap on, you'd be in trouble!
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yup.Man I am feeling so much better today than I have in the last two weeks. I've had a haircut, painted my nails, bought new shoes and a new dress, and got told I was pretty.
And I'm going to go out for a few hours. and then tomorrow I'm going to melbourne!
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How much did they tip you for making an effort?I'm making a joke implying you're a hooker here BTW.
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Shit yeah.I refuse to sit around and let myself be depressed and miserable. I'm still pissed off and upset, but I am not going to be pathetic any more. Hence, going out and doing stuff for ME.
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maybe you should get a hair cut and buy a new dress as well?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Well no one has called him pretty, so I guessed not(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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Whenever I get a stiffy, depending on where I'm sitting, it always leans slightly to one side.This would explain things.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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a lot of scrolling was needed to make this post make sense(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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I was wondering this too.Not for me, but I have noticed that about guys.
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I once stood in the middle of a roller coaster when Kroney was on it, and it ended up giving me a tantric handjob.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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I sometimes wish my granny had a big fat juicy cock so she could enjoy the lore of Kroney's bumhole too.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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I dunno man, I've been social all day today. It's having a strange effect on me.
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I like the way you can make your poopmaker go from 'o' to '0' without changing facial expressions.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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I don't see the point in learning to shoot.I have no interest in guns. I don't think people should shoot other people. Simple as that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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I didn't learn in order to shoot at other people.Actually, that's not true, I suppose I did. However, I enjoy shooting clays.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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That's where I was going(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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Shooting clays is more about birds, Unless you're preparing for an invasion of jetpack nazis.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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They have a machine that rolls them along the groundand they all bounce and skip about like rabbits. I like those.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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so a gay gnome invasion then.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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But what if the gay gnomes and the jetpack Nazis teamed up for an invasion!Don't mock, it could happen.
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Then I would be ready for them.Assuming I was near somewhere that I could rent a shotgun and some shells from.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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I think there is a lady that sells them on the seashore(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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It was pretty special seeing that missal fly through an airvent, but couldn't we feasably use that technology to shoot food at hungry people?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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"Ladies and gentlemen, may I present, the late, great, BILL HICKS"!(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Congrats for recongising a famous quote !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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I didn't recognise it, but then Bill hicks wasn't funny so i never watch him(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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I don't find him funny eaither, but I do find him insightful.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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Hey everybody, Captain Placid has stopped being quite such a child raping skin seller and has taken me off ignore.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
I thought so.It's important to be the bigger man in these situations.
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I can never remember, is CP the one killed his cat and then, when realised what he'd done, took it out on complete strangers on this form?What is it with this place and cat killers?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Oh, yeah', probably. What's CP's schtickt?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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He got upset with me when I pointed out that finding the rape and suicide of a teenage girl hilariouswas a bit out of order.
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And so the merry-go-round continuesi felt bad for his daughter in that story, but wouldn't wish rape and suicide on anyone, except maybe Joe Pasquale.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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I feel sorry for his daughter having him as her main male role model.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)
what about his sonhe took his son to the council as a prop to claim fraudulent benefits.
what a peach of a father.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:45,
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Yeah, he got upset with Swipe when she pointed out that he was a cunt who then expected sympathy when his cat died.(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)
no no nohis cat didn't die, he bought a house on a main road. then bought a cat.
then wondered why it got squashed.
then decided it was gonz's fault.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:42,
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I don't think it's a good idea for you to find a cat and then kill it, _just_ so I can mock you for murdering your cat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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I donno why he would think such a thing, it just doesn't seem resonable to me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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I mean, if you already had a dead cat, for whatever reason, then fine, you can talk about it.But going out and killing a harmless cat jsut so you can join in a conversation on an internet forum. That's just crazy.
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Never eat a cat that you catch, a cat that lets itself get caught is sick and will make you feel sick too. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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what are you getting at? and could you please reply as a seperate post to the OP so i don't have to keep logging out?(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
But if you have to log out to see this reply, then how can you respond to it?Unless of course you have 2 accounts.
And you are in fact Bert. Or Roota.
Or someone else.
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log out, click reply, type postit appears for everyone else but disappears for me.
I'm everyone
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I'M EVERY WOMAN IT'S ALL IN ME(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Have you ignored Quintonor is it Captain Placid that's ignored him?
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captain placid has me on ignorei don't even know why, i hate him so much now
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i tried thisit works, but it means that whoever the 2.0 flouncing whingebaby is can't see it, and nor can you. but everyone else can. it feels like typing in the dark.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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i like that everyone else can see iti'm turning ignore back on the ignorer
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depends on the ignorerpsycho is vain enough to do f5 vanity searches. i don't think anyone else has me on 2.0. YET.
i don't know whether other ignorers log out or not. hmmm. someone should do a big gay graph.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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what are you getting at? and could you please reply as a seperate post to the OP so i don't have to keep logging out?thx xxxxx
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i think its probably because he saw the error of his ways after our heartfelt conversation, Where I called him a childish prick for using ignore.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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I'm a man of the people.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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this place was built on/by/for/with/on top of childish pricks (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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MORNING!Guns don't kill people, rappers do. That's a trufax, everyone knows it.
Alt: I've just been out and had a nosy at the papers. OMG Prince harry naked etc.
Is anyone going to point out that Prince Edward did the same thing, but he actually posed for pictures, reclining on a couch with a crown over his cock?
Old news, Ginge. Old news.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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I don't think mods should be indulging in that sort of smut.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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I've started a new thread can you delete this one so people join it plz xx(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I for one applaud Prince HarryI like the fact that we have a new dirty Prince Bertie.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:28,
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this may be the gayest thing i have read todaywell done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Like father like sonI'm not suggesting that Prince Charles would get drunk and naked.
Harry's dad did though.
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i gained respect for him when i saw the story toonever gave a fuck about the dirty ginge before
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