I'm fine with people knowing how to shoot. I know how to shoot.
I am not fine with people owning guns. PINKO LIBERAL WISHY WASHY COMMIE SCUM.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:20, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I also know how to shoot. Shooting is fun.
But likewise, I am not comfortable with anyone except police or military owning guns.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

What about me?
I should be allowed a huge arsenal of deadly weapons.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Obviously the world would be a better place if I was allowed guns. Assuming nobody else was of course.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I would be very very worried if you had a gun.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

You should be.
I had a dream about Australia last night.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

That's funny, cos I had a dream last night that I was being eaten alive.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I'm not comfortable that policemen in Australia have guns all the time
I'm also not comfortable that some security guards in Oz also have guns.

I'm generally not comfortable around guns.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I grew up with police having guns, so I guess I'm sorta used to it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I wish someone would shoot you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'm surprised that you hold this opinion.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I am massively pro-gun control.

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

You're massively pro-GAY control.
You control them into your bum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I heard his anus is like a gravity well for cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah you don't want those pesky germans invading you again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Would you allow me to own a morning star?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

You can own all the weapons you like, Knackers. In fact, I encourage it.
The only person you'd hurt is yourself, of which I am in full favour.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

*orders bladed nunchucks*
*does a "Phillijoe*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Stop bullying Nakers.
Gee Kroney, you're such a fucking cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

He really is
Morning/evening poppet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Morning to you.
It's evening here and FUCKING COLD.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

let me guess, it's about 20 degrees?
Do you use centigrade?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

it's 9 degrees actually!
and yes. OF COURSE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Ok, nine is on the cool side of mild. I perscribe a jumper and a cup of tea/mulled cider

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I have applied both these things and am waiting for them to take effect.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Did you apply them internally?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

translated into whinging aussie, I perscribe an artic survival suit and trip to the smelting yard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

HE STARTED IT
HE SAID MY ARSE WAS A GRAVITY WELL FOR COCK

HAVE A GO AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You should make that your sig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

The reason he said it is because your arse IS a gravity well for cock.
I mean fuck, if I had a strap on, you'd be in trouble!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

=///////////////////////////////

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah. You be scared.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Even the aussies are invading you now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Invading dry and without warning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Bumzkreig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

yup.
Man I am feeling so much better today than I have in the last two weeks. I've had a haircut, painted my nails, bought new shoes and a new dress, and got told I was pretty.
And I'm going to go out for a few hours. and then tomorrow I'm going to melbourne!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

How much did they tip you for making an effort?
I'm making a joke implying you're a hooker here BTW.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

welll... I didn't get tipped exactly..

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Good for you pops!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Shit yeah.
I refuse to sit around and let myself be depressed and miserable. I'm still pissed off and upset, but I am not going to be pathetic any more. Hence, going out and doing stuff for ME.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

like getting cock.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

yes. exactly like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Good on yer, cobber.
Get out and use some people.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

maybe you should get a hair cut and buy a new dress as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Who says he hasn't done that already?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Well no one has called him pretty, so I guessed not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I think he's pretty.
PRETTY FRENCH. AHAHAHAHAH!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Zut alors!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

No but your legs are.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Whenever I get a stiffy, depending on where I'm sitting, it always leans slightly to one side.
This would explain things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

a lot of scrolling was needed to make this post make sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I was wondering this too.
Not for me, but I have noticed that about guys.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I once stood in the middle of a roller coaster when Kroney was on it, and it ended up giving me a tantric handjob.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Fucking hell I am JEALOUS.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I sometimes wish my granny had a big fat juicy cock so she could enjoy the lore of Kroney's bumhole too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

This thread contains a high degree of o_O for me

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Your face does.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I dunno man, I've been social all day today.
It's having a strange effect on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I like the way you can make your poopmaker go from 'o' to '0' without changing facial expressions.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I don't see the point in learning to shoot.
I have no interest in guns. I don't think people should shoot other people. Simple as that.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I didn't learn in order to shoot at other people.
Actually, that's not true, I suppose I did. However, I enjoy shooting clays.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

you are an awful human being
cl g
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You're looking a little fruity there, Ape.
*cocks rifle*
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

*skips away*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

s +t
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I've tried and I just don't get this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Cock trifle?

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

It's the best we've got

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

That's where I was going

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Shooting clays is more about birds,
Unless you're preparing for an invasion of jetpack nazis.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

They have a machine that rolls them along the ground
and they all bounce and skip about like rabbits. I like those.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

so a gay gnome invasion then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

But what if the gay gnomes and the jetpack Nazis teamed up for an invasion!
Don't mock, it could happen.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Then I would be ready for them.
Assuming I was near somewhere that I could rent a shotgun and some shells from.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I think there is a lady that sells them on the seashore

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Holy shit
Someone's cloned battered!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)