FINE
I swear in front of my mum all the time because she's a prick.

I am prudish in front of people I haven't slept with. After that I figure "what's the point?" and it's full-on naked arse in the moonlight walks from there on out. On my own I am rarely fully dressed.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"arse in the moonlight walks"?
remind me to avoid slough at the full moon.

well actually nobody needs reminding to avoid slough fullstop. but, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

yeah, strutting around with the silvery moonlight reflecting off
the dense thicket of my arse hair. You'd fucking love it.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

but it means i'd have to sleep with you first
sooooo no thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I know, the queue's fucking huge.
I don't blame you for not wanting to wait that long.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

yes
who wouldn't want to run their fingers through an achingly beautiful forest of anal beard?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I bet you're imagining it even now
you trollop.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

sadly for everyone
i bet they all are

still, it should cut the lunch discussions down in their prime
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I hope nobody's got BUNS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ha
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Pretty much I dental here.
When I had flat mates I couldn't wonder around in just my pants so I am making up for that now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)