this is exactly what my dad said
the problem is, i'm far far too soft.

what have you done to your back??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Then let me talk to him. I don't mind at all.
Or get your dad to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

i am hoping that the job will be pie in the sky
and i won't need to address the issue. he is just seeing pound signs. the problem is, i feel guilty, because i got my flat out of the goodness of my dad's heart. if i let him stay for free for 6 months, he'd have a deposit. i have done this for friends, but i'm just not sure i could live with him. oh feck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

dad's heart mum's cancer
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

my ma didn't have cancer
you must be confusing her with your wizened anus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh whatever, it's still funny.
Don't be such a killjoy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

can't help it
i have made myself think of your puckered angry arsehole, and i don't think i'll ever feel joy again :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)

If you don't want to share your flat it's more than fine to say so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

i don't
but i am really really hopeless at saying no to anything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)

*feels extremely guilty*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)

These jokes write themselves


THAT'S THE JOKE
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

ah well
it's not just apostrophes that some people don't have a clue about how/where to use them, you know
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)

There isn't anything wrong with my apostrophe use in that last post?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Whilst that's true, this ^ isn't a question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)

The question mark was to indicate that you should read my words with an air of puzzlement.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Oh, you're supposed to post a picture of Seinfeld when you want to convey that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Why would I post a picture of Seinfeld
(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH
that was precisely the pic I meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)

that was not the joke
never mind, it wasn't a good joke anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)