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Yeah, morning.I can't stand it when people post 'ning' along with all those other knobbish made-up words, particularly the portmanteau ones. I don't like 'quender', I don't like any of them. You hate at least some of them too: which is worst?
Alt: Who (apart from family/friends - don't be a fucking woofter) is your favourite person in the world at the moment?
Altalt: who's the worst? Clue: it really isn't Bono, you know. He's a flid but a hugely inconsequential one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:21,
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Alt: Right now it is this guy:He is going to do the artwork for the album, which I keep banging on and on about. Met him last night to discuss our requirements and he is a superb fellow.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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I hate his fucking guts. He's a total cunt. What a wanker.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:32,
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Look, if he had known that your mum was a lesbian, he wouldn't have forced her.OK?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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Alt: Boris Johnson was in the paper last nightsaying that the Spazlympics would bring London's summer of sport to a 'shuddering climax'. This makes him a very real contender.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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All I'm getting from this is the rather unpleasant mental image of BoJo reaching his vinegar strokes.So yeah, thanks for that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:33,
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'Ningles! How you diddling this fanteautiful day?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:33,
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Why are you so fucking pleased with yourself EH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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I'm not really.I only said it so I could join in.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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I am extremely pleased with how this thread is going.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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When you are dead and your sister comes on here looking for your finest internet hour,I shall point her in the direction of this thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:54,
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No need to chase her, she will arrive in her own time.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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It needs either a gun battleOr a couple of explosions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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I'd prefer a gnu battle, personally.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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I thought you were more into cock fighting.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:58,
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I MEAN THAT YOU LIKE TO TOUCH OTHER MEN'S PENISES WITH YOUR OWN.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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I thought you were into 'bear baiting'.On Hampstead Heath.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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OMG LOL and the likealt my dad's dog, that bitch is totes amaze
altalt you and everyone else here
OMG i saw this prostitute being interviewed on the news but they blocked out her face, but they showed her hands and she was about 70!
and OMG i watched a documentary on myra hindley last night and then i had a nightmare about Ian Brady :(((((
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sympathy reply.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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"officelol"Are you shite.
Alt: Still Emma Frost, I don't care if you say she's "not real"
AltAlt: It was the woman whose infant child I found crying at the Pleasure Beach the other day, who looked spectacularly unconcerned for her progeny when she eventually wandered up looking for her. Now it's the stupid bitch who couldn't control her fucking dog when I was out running this morning. Although I did beat my personal best trying to get distance on the damn thing.
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There's something very wrong about a sentence containing both 'infant' and 'pleasure beach'.
Lusty and I were in Haggerston Park the other day and there was a two year old girl with the most horrific sunburn, poor sod. So I covered her in 'aftersun'. The police didn't believe me :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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I'm going to buy a violin with this month's paycheque.I've wanted one for a good few months now and it would be so cool if I could play it. Gonna look up lessons. Then when I go to camp fires and house parties, someone will be all like "Chicks dig guys who can play guitars, look at me play Wonderwall and Time Of Your Life where we can all sing along but EVERYONE SING IN KEY BECAUSE I DONT WANT YOU MAKING ME LOOK BAD... NO THE SECOND VERSE COMES IN AFTER THE THIRD 'E' ".
And then I'll be all like SUPER COCK BLOCK, and get out my fiddle and be all like "If I was a rich man, a really really rich man, a la de da da da da rich man" which totally trumps Wonderwall.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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I cannot see a fault in this plan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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what if there are unexpected repercussions from the other male love rivals?TPiaP doesn't want any Violints kicking off
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He could simply wave 'cello at them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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Tuba-d no-one else is contributing to this really(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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Euphoni um yourself to blameTHIS IS THE WORST ONE. YOU CAN STOP NOW.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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This gives me the (French) horn(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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In your own time QYou bassoon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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I depends on how you conduct yourself(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhbfsB87cY
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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You gotta admit, all the best hip hop has a violin at some point.I wonder if I can rap at the same time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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I'll be like the male Vinessa May(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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That 'Cotton Eye Joe' one is the best hip hop violin track going.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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nah, this iswww.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhbfsB87cY
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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has that fella had a stroke?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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He just put his hand on my thigh for a couple of secondshonest.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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Wonderwalll is easily trumpedDunno about the violin thing though Gonz, they're a bugger to play and even more difficult to play AND sing with.
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Ladies and gentlemen.This year's annual 'Captain Placid Not Really Quite Getting the Joke' day is here again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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please can you pour the tea directly in to your brain, as hopefully that will kill you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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"This year's annual" is a bit redundant, isn't it?Rather like the Captain. Heau heau.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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Wonderwall is a musical sponge-cake.Sure, it's a bit dull and boring, but there isn't anyone who _doesn't_ like it, and once you know it, you can make the VIctoria Sponge that is "Time Of Your Life" or the Lemon Drizzle that is Save Tonight (Eagle Eye Cherry). And from there, eventually, you can adapt it into the Rolly Polly Pudding that is Stay (Lisa Loeb).
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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My dad's second wife is doing pretty well on 'The Great British Bake Off' at the moment. Are you watching it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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I thought your exes mum was on there too?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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Nah just her.My ex-stepmother.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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I always miss that one, what time is it on?I need to get a video recorder.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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It was last night about 8ish. iPlayer has it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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Sweet, I'll check it out. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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bacaine is an exception to thisas I made it up.
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Martin O'Neill
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Any faux Jamaican cunt on the telly.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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Bacaine: Codine made from Bacon.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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Bacaine: The moreish feeling of wanting another breakfast sandwich(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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Bacaine: 'bacon' said in a really gay voice(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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'Natch', 'nuff said' and 'meet-cute'That last one is used in film reviews a lot and it makes my fucking blood boil.....and my abstinence blood.
Alt: Jolly Boy John
Altalt: Right now? The knobjockey driving the Jaguar car this morning on the way to work, so cuntish on the road I mistook him for a BMW driver.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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Have you not heard that one before?Maybe the phrase only exists in film reviews. Which is shit, like people 'blasting' things in the newspapers.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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Never. I didn't know how happy I was, in my ignorance.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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what does it even mean?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeetCute
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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As a BMW driver, I resent thisI try to be exceedingly polite on the roads, just to see the disbelief on other car driver's faces
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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In case you were wonderingIf you Google 'pallet to Canada' the third suggested search is 'palate cancer'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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That's easy for you to sayoh...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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Morning Boycey, I don't mind the made up words on here, it's only when people use them in real life I get all stabby. A lad at the bar last night said "lol" and I had to stop the reflex to throw his pint all over him.
Alt. I dunno about the best person in the world, I've had a think and no one really stands out so far today.
Altalt: YOU are the worst.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18,
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well, you must have seen that coming.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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I thought we were 'bezzie mates'!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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things change, people change, and I don't want to live a lie anymore.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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as the only person in this thread with no reply to his main response i would like to formally request a mod intervene and ban you all(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)
She's still in bed.You won't see any modding on here before lunchtime.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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i've gazzed the bitchshe better step up to the plate yo, srs bzns gwan
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You can't mod a site if you're never fucking on it.That's all I'm saying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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wouldn't it be totes hilareif we all put b3th on ignore?
omg just imagine she'd be like 'wah? where'd everyone go? who am i supposed to mod now?'
ha!
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Oh man, that'd be well lolLOL!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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I was in town last week and a heard a girl stop and say to her mate in a really slow voiceOh Em Gee
Fortunately I managed to cunt punch the pair of them before the cops arrived
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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good work, a good cunt punching would sort most women out I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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Good job you didn't, snakebite might stain quite badly.(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Don't joke, it's only about 2 and half weeks till Freshers week here, and the pub I'm in now is at the top of student housing central. From what I've heard from the guys who were here last year, I might have to bolt the furniture to the floor and start serving in plastic glasses for a few days.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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That was always the plan, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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Fresher's week's not bad in the pubs round CovThe students driving round the ring road, now that's a different story. They're lethal.
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The SU bar is closed this year for a refurb, So all the freshers events have moved to a club down by the canal. Someone is going to drown.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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Are you threatening Captain Placid here?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Bars near canals + drunken students = potential drowningGreat planning on the Uni's part - closing the SU bar for a refurb in fresher's week. it's almost like they don't have a clue about the drinking habits of students or when the term starts.
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awesomesauceIt's not just here, I found this in the source of a page on the Guardian website:
function cleanUpExtraWeirdLinkCreatedBySomeOtherScriptThatOnlyExistsOnOnePageThatICantFineAwesomesauce() {
I did not know that PP had worked on their site.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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amazeballs can fuck off too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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ummmm, I don't think I have a favourite person at the moment. I think the worst person at the moment is ... actually I can't think of any. I'm still kinda on autopilot.
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riveting contribution poppet, how are you today?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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I'm currently in a lecture theatre surround by geeks, with all my internal instincts saying GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT.It was sunny here today. I wore a skirt. My legs were so white they actually glowed.
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Vomit on somone, then go sunbathing.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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I think the default answer is Monty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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altalt: Every time I read about American politics I find a new worst person in the worldThey're not even trying to hide their "fuck everyone except super rich white males" agenda any more and they're STILL going to get at least 48% of the vote.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:44,
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I could never vote for a man called 'Mitt'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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Would you put your hand in him?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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AltAlt: that bloke who got killed by a javelinHe was a judge for fuck's sakes. If you haven't learnt, in the course of a career spent watching javelins land, to GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DAMN JAVELIN then you deserve to die.
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this^Fucking plum
Enjoy the footy last night?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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Sorry mate, absolutely no idea what you're talking about#RiverinEgypt
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I actually don't know what you're on about hereAfter finding out Forest's result I felt strangely disinclined to investigate further
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You didn't want to 'rock the boat' eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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We won B3thAnd the player we sold to Forest scored their only goal.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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Didn't you get gubbed by Swindon last night?I was only half listening to the news, so I obviously got it wrong.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:20,
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I'm no fucking Stokey you spasticWe beat Yeovil Town 2-4. Admittedly we made hard work of it, but still.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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That might be what I heard.It was on the local news report down here. Like I said, I was only half listening.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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i don't unferstand why he'd gone out to measure it before it landed.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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He had it in his head where it was going to land(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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it's been hit cleanly, centre of the bat, got some height, and it sails over the boundary for a clean 6!The crowd go wild.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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maybe he finally got the pointTHE POINT
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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this is also funny.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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I don't want your pity(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Morning, flidbucket.Apparently there's some tv programme about Essex that has spawned some 'totes amaze' words. They are guaranteed to make my skin crawl when I hear people use them in public.
Alt: no-one. People are bent and shit.
Altalt: see above.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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Oh, if only I could, Quentin.I wish I could walk round town waving a massive banhammer.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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you're not really a mod at all are you?it's been nothing but a web of DECEIT
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amazeballs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Hang on, where did Quentin go?Did he just ban himself?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Has there been a deletion?Surely suicide can't be far behind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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The first true test of her mod powers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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she said she didn't like me long before she got mod powers, i'm seeing how much it takes to give her the excuse(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
ahahahahaahahaha! i just logged out and saw b3th's postlolololololol! what a prick
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I like it when you say you should probably delete yourslef then kill your account.that one well makes me do a lol rofl.
I HAS TEH FEAR! don't see that much anymore.
*glomps* or that
*bums* that one either
HAMTOUCHER rarely used now
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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hey mmps, you're an intelligent blokehow come deceit isn't spelled with a 'p' like receipt?
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different word root, innit(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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yeah root is a different word, but i don't see how that is relevant(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)
I just wanted to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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hundreds of years agowhen they were planning the english language, they said, oooh, in or around 1970 this twit called quentin will be born, right, well, let's confuse the blue fuck out of him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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well they shall be in receit of a strongly worded letter of complaint about their deceipt very shortly(, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)
how are you going to deliver that, may i ask?fao william the conqueror
1066
have you got a time-travelling pigeon?
can i play with him?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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there's a wormhole at the bottom of my gardenstop being so conceipted
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have you been reading 11-22-63?that was a rabbit hole, though. a wormhole would be harder to fit down.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I hope the podington peas have been evacuated!!!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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it's dumpea I feel bad for, he'll never make it out in time :(the fat cunt
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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i can't remember any of their nameswas there a grumpea, a happea or a cuntpea?
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No it was on the pea-nis :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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and the local ho was rumpy pumpea(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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daisy come from the mangling of it's original name "day's eye"so named as it shuts its petals in the dark and opens them to light.
those fucking cunts with silly accents in the west country ruined it for the rest of us.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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i am going to be hearing everything with a west cunt-ree accent todaywhere's jeff when you actually need him?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:16,
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one day the moon will spin out of orbit from the earth, also the reason why days get longer. Cause it slows the earth's rotation, innit.I feel bad for the folks on moon base 1 :(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:17,
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I think they plan to use button moon as a replacement.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19,
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Origins are not the only fruit (or something)Deceit Origin:
Middle English: from Old French, past participle (used as a noun) of deceveir 'deceive'
Receipt Origin:
late Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French receite, from medieval Latin recepta 'received', feminine past participle of Latin recipere. The -p- was inserted in imitation of the Latin spelling
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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i don't hate made-up words so much as i loathe poor spelling and bad grammarapart from gonz, of course.
alt: mark foster. why the fuck is that man bent? it's a crying shame.
altalt: in no particular order: your ex, davina mccall, jonathan woss, michael gove, robert mugabe, psychochomp and that prick who got his cat squashed.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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I like when gonz notices he has done a wrong spell and goes d'oh!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:08,
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someone had his spelling of aubergines (oboejeans) in their sig for a while, think it was clendrixi LOL'd
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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I like cannonbear, best of all the cheese.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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oh fuck yeahi forgot about cannonbear. brilliant
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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We should have an image challenge where we illustrate gonzisms(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:25,
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alright lawyergirl?A school colleague of mine is with Allen Overy. He is an insufferable bellend.
Just thought I would share this news.
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