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Enough of the nonces.
When was the last time someone said something to you that made you feel great - and what did they say?
Alt: so, are you looking forward to afternoon tea?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:18, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
When was the last time someone said something to you that made you feel great - and what did they say?
Alt: so, are you looking forward to afternoon tea?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:18, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Did I leave enough clues?
Also, don't buy that Hendrix simulator thingy (from the other day) - don't cheat!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Also, don't buy that Hendrix simulator thingy (from the other day) - don't cheat!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
To be fair
You'd never get the individual effects for anywhere near the same money, James.
Also, they don't make the Experience pedal anymore anyway, so they're not that easy to come by.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You'd never get the individual effects for anywhere near the same money, James.
Also, they don't make the Experience pedal anymore anyway, so they're not that easy to come by.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I dunno,
and it's a shop called "professional music technology"
Which is well LOL because the initials are PMT and are painted in huge letters on the window.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
and it's a shop called "professional music technology"
Which is well LOL because the initials are PMT and are painted in huge letters on the window.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)
He he! You two are great!
No, I just mean that you can get fairly close to 'his sound' by messing around with a mixer and some software - but I admit that the clip on the link sounded good.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
No, I just mean that you can get fairly close to 'his sound' by messing around with a mixer and some software - but I admit that the clip on the link sounded good.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Ah, well that's true enough
I'm a dunce when it comes to the computer stuff though. That's what Baldmonkey's for.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm a dunce when it comes to the computer stuff though. That's what Baldmonkey's for.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I've heard of this 'Baldmonkey', it thought it was just a legend.
Are you saying the legends are true?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Are you saying the legends are true?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)
He's all too real I'm afraid
Although I am planning on murdering him and making it look like an accident. That'll be well LOL.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Although I am planning on murdering him and making it look like an accident. That'll be well LOL.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Slice both your ears off, then 'they' can't speak to you, alternatively jump in front of a tube at St Pauls on a weekday about 8am is the best time
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
It's just going to be awkward
What with how many different members of this board she has slept with, despite being a lesbian.
Also, she looks exactly like Pam St Clement.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
What with how many different members of this board she has slept with, despite being a lesbian.
Also, she looks exactly like Pam St Clement.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)
You're wrong actually, HA!!!
She looks like John Noakes ACTUALLY.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
She looks like John Noakes ACTUALLY.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)
There was a very pretty girl today who flagged me down in the street.
She was really excited to see me, and keen to ask how I was doing. We hit it off immediately, and she told me all about the charity she works for and everything.
It seemed like a really worthy cause, and it felt like we really connected, so I gave her my credit card details and made a donation.
I hope we'll see each other again soon!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
She was really excited to see me, and keen to ask how I was doing. We hit it off immediately, and she told me all about the charity she works for and everything.
It seemed like a really worthy cause, and it felt like we really connected, so I gave her my credit card details and made a donation.
I hope we'll see each other again soon!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I really feel like I've made a friend.
Who knows where it could lead!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Who knows where it could lead!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I know how you feel...
...Nice bit of chat, she's interested in what you have to say - it all looks good... Then Bam! 'let's talk about money' - you're practically married.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
...Nice bit of chat, she's interested in what you have to say - it all looks good... Then Bam! 'let's talk about money' - you're practically married.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Hi Windy
Soz - dint see this 'til now. How's you? How could I possibly not like you? Did you have a nice weekend?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Soz - dint see this 'til now. How's you? How could I possibly not like you? Did you have a nice weekend?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm very sad today
Just found out that a mate's 2 year old daughter has died
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Just found out that a mate's 2 year old daughter has died
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
100% sure I'm posting this in the wrong place, just not full of lol today now
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( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
No, not at all, don't worry about that.
I don't know what to say, but it's better to let it out. May I ask the circumstances?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I don't know what to say, but it's better to let it out. May I ask the circumstances?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)
out of respect for your sadness I won't make a sloppy seconds comment
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Thanks th, you're a solitary voice of reason in this Porridge of bullshit
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Oh dude,
that really does suck. How is he coping? If it helps, tell him a complete stranger on the internet will do anything he can if it helps.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
that really does suck. How is he coping? If it helps, tell him a complete stranger on the internet will do anything he can if it helps.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
A client told me I did a great job the other day, much better than all the other teaboys
Made me feel a bit bad for cracking one off into his cuppa but you can't keep looking back.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Made me feel a bit bad for cracking one off into his cuppa but you can't keep looking back.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Is your legal blog still going?
I read it once, it was fucking shit
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I read it once, it was fucking shit
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Tbh if you're enjoying it and you're not into the legal stuff, you may have something wrong with you
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I feel a lot better now I've had an e-mail from my boss confirming that everything is cool.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Alright WP?
Why was there any uncertainty as to how cool things were before he emailed?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Why was there any uncertainty as to how cool things were before he emailed?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)
Well,
there was some cash and stock going missing from the Pub, I didn't know as the cheeky blighter that is stealing is being very clever, so the end of week reports popped on to my doorstep this morning, and within seconds of me opening it, i get a phonecall from head office fraud squad, followed by my boss. Panic ensues. Thankfully, after a lengthy phonecall with Barclaycard, and some serious paperwork surfing, I'm in the clear, and have managed to calm down my boss enough with a plan to find the grubby little tealeaf.
I know who it is, just gotta catch 'em now.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
there was some cash and stock going missing from the Pub, I didn't know as the cheeky blighter that is stealing is being very clever, so the end of week reports popped on to my doorstep this morning, and within seconds of me opening it, i get a phonecall from head office fraud squad, followed by my boss. Panic ensues. Thankfully, after a lengthy phonecall with Barclaycard, and some serious paperwork surfing, I'm in the clear, and have managed to calm down my boss enough with a plan to find the grubby little tealeaf.
I know who it is, just gotta catch 'em now.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Oh come off it.
It's you, we all know it's you. Head Office know it's you.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)
It's you, we all know it's you. Head Office know it's you.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Are you going to be all Columbo with them?
You know chatting all friendly, like, so they think that you can't possibly suspect them. Then right at the last minute, just as you are about to leave and they think they've got away with it, POW! you hit them with the "Just one more thing..." question and the game is up for them.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
You know chatting all friendly, like, so they think that you can't possibly suspect them. Then right at the last minute, just as you are about to leave and they think they've got away with it, POW! you hit them with the "Just one more thing..." question and the game is up for them.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'll probably just pull off the till reports that are proof of their dodgy actions,
and combine that with the CCTV footage of him taking the money from the till. Then call a disciplinary hearing, present the evidence to him, confirm that theft is Gross Misconduct and fire him on the spot.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
and combine that with the CCTV footage of him taking the money from the till. Then call a disciplinary hearing, present the evidence to him, confirm that theft is Gross Misconduct and fire him on the spot.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)
are you going to team up with your police man son and fight crime while saving a patient's life?
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Your mum told me I filled her in a way she hadn't felt since her trip to camp bastion
Alt: I have had cake, now I shall have tea. True story
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Alt: I have had cake, now I shall have tea. True story
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Nothing Nakers types ever does.
Standard response it to just call him a bent spastic.
It seems to fulfil him somehow.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Standard response it to just call him a bent spastic.
It seems to fulfil him somehow.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Nobody has ever said anything to me that has made me "feel great"
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Oh man!
What would it take? You're very funny and that's something to get knickers wet.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
What would it take? You're very funny and that's something to get knickers wet.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)
You could try a lifetime of subtle pyschological bullying
I find that exhilirating
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I find that exhilirating
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Haha, well that's really kind
But no, I'm fine. Thank you though.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
But no, I'm fine. Thank you though.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)
At least he doesn't have Alzheimer's
No wait, I've got the joke wrong.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)
No wait, I've got the joke wrong.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)
There are never any bashes near me :(
Unless you count going round Baldmonkey or Manolith's house. WHICH I DON'T!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Unless you count going round Baldmonkey or Manolith's house. WHICH I DON'T!
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)
What am I, made of money?
Costs a fucking arm and a leg to get to and from London. Incidentally, I'm going to Wembley week after next.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Costs a fucking arm and a leg to get to and from London. Incidentally, I'm going to Wembley week after next.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Wow, I'm glad you told me that
That's bound to get me out of a few scrapes with the locals
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
That's bound to get me out of a few scrapes with the locals
( , Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)
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