Alright WP?
Why was there any uncertainty as to how cool things were before he emailed?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Well,
there was some cash and stock going missing from the Pub, I didn't know as the cheeky blighter that is stealing is being very clever, so the end of week reports popped on to my doorstep this morning, and within seconds of me opening it, i get a phonecall from head office fraud squad, followed by my boss. Panic ensues. Thankfully, after a lengthy phonecall with Barclaycard, and some serious paperwork surfing, I'm in the clear, and have managed to calm down my boss enough with a plan to find the grubby little tealeaf.
I know who it is, just gotta catch 'em now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Oh come off it.
It's you, we all know it's you. Head Office know it's you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Head office don't know their arse from their elbow,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Mate, you're going to prison.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

THERE IS NO PRISON THAT COULD HOLD ME!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Are you going to be all Columbo with them?
You know chatting all friendly, like, so they think that you can't possibly suspect them. Then right at the last minute, just as you are about to leave and they think they've got away with it, POW! you hit them with the "Just one more thing..." question and the game is up for them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

A sensible approach.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I'll probably just pull off the till reports that are proof of their dodgy actions,
and combine that with the CCTV footage of him taking the money from the till. Then call a disciplinary hearing, present the evidence to him, confirm that theft is Gross Misconduct and fire him on the spot.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Will you wear a raincoat though?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

it's all i ever wear.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

and beat him with a barstool on the way out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

are you going to beat them with a bar stool untill they confess?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)

are you going to team up with your police man son and fight crime while saving a patient's life?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I don't have a son.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I don't think your plan is going to work very well in that case

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

This is the worst lunchtime detective drama I've ever seen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)