Old People Talk Bollocks"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Flying Custard and Sausage Trees.Whenever I went for a visit, my grandad would go out at night with a bowl of custard and fling it over EVERYTHING. The trees, the cars, the windows, even the chickens. When I woke up, he'd tell me that the flying custard had been around again, searching for a mate. He would do this every night, and leave the empty bowl in the sink with his custardy fingerprints all over it.
Then one day he started shouting about how he'd had a revelation. I followed him outside and found him tying sausages to a small tree with string. He said it would make the world "never hungry again."
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 17:49,
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