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"My Gran calls the remote control The Wisher" writes Kim, "and LA Law, Lah Law." Do you know any old people? Are they as inventive or creatively befuddled as this?

(, Thu 11 Mar 2004, 13:38)
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Off the top of my head
The funniest thing I've heard recently was from my dad (he's only 49 though), when my mum informed him it was Shrove Tuesday:
"I didn't know it was mushroom day".

Somehow the word "pancake" became "mushroom" on the long journey between his brain and his mouth. I think he's just been watching too much badger badger badger badger.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 19:52, Reply)

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