Money-saving tipsI'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Save serious coin;by NOT pushing costly particle beam equipment way past its design tolerances in order to test Xen Borderworld samples. Epic underground science facilities are expensive to replace, y'know.
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Blackhole makers is for the 1%.(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 7:51, closed)
Facing down hostile alien forces?On a tight budget?
A wrecking bar is the ultimate, multi-purpose tool.
Cave in heads! Open crates! A million +1 other uses*.
Also useful if attacked by forces of the shadow governmet.
*Disclaimer: may have no further uses, beyond those explicitly stated; may be of limited use during a protracted fire fight; protective clothing recommended.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:06,
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For similar reasons, don't give control of your entire facility over to a cutting-edge AI. Two harried, forty-something secretaries will do the job just as well, cost less money, and are less likely to flood the labs with a deadly neurotoxin.(, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 9:41, closed)
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