Sounds better when you're pissed.
A man is walking through the park, when he sees a cute little girl walking her little dog.
The man thinks how sweet, and he goes up to the girl and says "Hi Sweetie, what's your dog called?"
"He's called Porky, mister"
"That's a very odd name, why do you call him that?"
"Cos he fucks pigs"
(2blue, Sun 26 Feb 2006, 21:34, Reply)