Truth or Dare
Never play this game when going around to friends for supper....

Some years back I went to a college friend's flat for supper with her and her boyfriend. I took my b/f who was good mates with hers....they were both in the army together - that alone should have told me to stay away from alcohol and games of truth or dare....

We eat a lovely meal, work our way through a few bottles of wine and then decide to play the game.

We start with some silly dares - I was blindfolded and Kathy (my college friend) fed me with a chocolate biscuit. Fine! I think, I can handle that.....The cow had covered it with Tabasco.

Then it's the guys' turns....my b/f takes Truth - the most embarrassing event of his life - his mother walking in on him and three mates having a wanking competition to a porn video....

Erm.....

Anyway, Kathy's b/f decides to take a dare - stripping down to his underpants, going next door (where a single woman in her 50s lived) and asking for pint of milk.

He accepts his challenge and while he's undressing Kathy takes a dare....

To apply toothpaste to her most intimate areas so she can have both that Ring of Confidence and that Minty Freshness!

So off she goes to the bathroom and her b/f gets undressed...
He had the largest most prominent nipples I've ever seen on a man - he could have hung towels on them! Then he pops next door. Despite his over large nipples, he was a very fit and good looking chap and was gone for the best part of an hour.....

Kathy was in the bathroom all the time he was gone.

The strangest thing was the noises we could hear while waiting for them both to return....

I'll never know if the moans were from pleasure or pain....

But Kathy apparently didn't have sex for a week afterwards and her b/f didn't mind in the slightest...but he did take up drinking milkshakes.....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:04, 3 replies)

Supper?
Eh???
(Vic Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:17, closed)

Pain, I assure you.
You know of the supposed Altoid Effect? I've never had it work with Altoids, but when my girlfriend has just brushed her teeth (and rinsed) I can definitely feel a tingly coolness down below. I can't imagine what straight toothpaste applied to the nether regions would feel like, but I can guess that it would not be good...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:37, closed)

At school
When we were at school, one of the games the older boys used to make us play was to see how long you could keep a mouthful of toothpaste in your mouth for, before having to spit it out. The first few seconds were usually no problem at all, but after 15 seconds or so, it really starts to burn. About as bad as a medium curry. At the 30 second mark it really is agony and that is as far as most people could manage.This fits in quite nicely with the QOTW.

So I can fairly safely assume that those were cries of pain. As those of you blokes who have gone for a piss after chopping chillies can probably attest to.
(Blue_in_Exile, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:44, closed)