Improve everything by 300 %
By wrapping it in bacon, kittens and boobs .
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 2:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

if for example i wrapped bacon around my pork sword
to gain a 300 % improvement in sex, would it be best to use streaky bacon or back bacon or even middle bacon?
also what are your views on the smoked versus unsmoked argument?
and finally my wife is devout Muslim and as such she follows very strict religious beliefs regarding food so with this in mind can you recommend a decent washing powder to get the stains out of her burkah?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)

For improvement in the bedroom any bacon will do the job fine, although might I suggest two rashers of back bacon for delicious puntastic times.
I prefer smoked bacon, it smells better and it doesn't look down on you for having a crafty fag.
To answer your last question , errrr .... Daz.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Wed 28 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I'm not sure
boobs wrapped around all things is an improvement. Boobs wrapped around Christopher Biggins for example, wouldn't necessarily be very good boobs.
(username failed moderation, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:05, Reply)