If you are Scotland
Start acting like a bolshy teenager with a controlling parent who's trying to lay down the law to you when they SO don't understand that you're a person too and you have your needs and YOUR RIGHTS. So if we want to move out THEN YOU CAN'T STOP US.

Just don't fucking come back with your dirty laundry in three months time and raid the fridge.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enhance the effect by complaining about racism
While talking about "English bastards" in the same breath. Extra points for commenting that English isn't a race.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Unlike
Egg and spoon, which is a race.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Race of champions, the egg n' spoon.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 16:16, Reply)