got a neighbour you realy hate?
want to piss them off with no evidence it was you?
simply by some of the ice melting crystals in the range, wilkinsons or aldi and before the snow reaches your area, silently creep on tippy toe and right on the front lawn with the crystals, there is usualy enough in one bag to write 'fuck of home you foreigner' or 'xxxx is a peado wanker and didnt touch me up when i was young and now i feel left out and unwanted' once the snow comes your handy work will amaze and behold and you will have left no tracks or trace. * **




may not work in day light or if they have cctv cameras or indeed you or they are under police surveilance
** do not be tempted to go back and correct any spelling or punctuation
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 18:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

use salt. cut the corner out of a bag. scribble. job done. Or put some diesel in a tin and use a paint brush.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 6:38, Reply)

both equaly methods
how ever the diesle in a tin root will lead to green peace camping in the street and to much attention, the salt bag system works but again the problem is the little old corner shop owner needing a kidney to pay for the salt,thus putting you in hospital and the snow melting.
another method is to drink several cans of stella and just and stand on the targets lawn and simply piss it out into what ever takes your fancy
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 5 Feb 2012, 8:37, Reply)