putting your flacid penis
into the cardboard toilet roll tube first, before exciting yourself makes it much easier to then lie on your bathroom floor and fuck it. should you wish to. a friend told me....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 1:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The bore
of the cardboard tube is wider than they used to be.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

this is lies
he has no friends ;-}
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 8:14, Reply)

top tip
Dont tell fluffybunnykiller all your secrets...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:08, Reply)