Easily confuse the Irish
By naming your daughter 'Neeamhher' but spelling it 'neve'

I mean how does 'niamh' get pronounced like that?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 1:13, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

See also naming her Shivorn, but insisting people pronounce it
See-oh-bann.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

An old girlfriend I once had (honest)
Was called, as in spelt as 'Sibeal' but was called, as in spoken, 'chevelle' like the car.

We didnt last long, just couldnt get my tongue round it.

Frigid Irish bitch...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 May 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I will call my son Cunightrider to confuse everyone.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

It's a Scottish name

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Sat 26 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Trust me - it gets much, much worse.
In Gaelic "mh" is sounded like a v. So's bh, but it's a different type of v sound. (If you're wondering why they don't just use "v", it's because they don't have a "v" in the Gaelic alphabet).

I could explain why you pronounce nia "nee" (or nee-i) but you'd lose the will to live when I start talking about slender vowels and discussing how there should be a nasal twinge to it.
(azgiles, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:47, Reply)